How’d that prediction work out for ya then?

As of the number of football National Titles we have 5 (all before the 40′s). Yes I know that is a long time ago and for most people it doesn’t count. But we also have 1 basketball title (59′). Rugby has 22, Mens Crew has 15, Baseball has 2, Golf 1, Waterpolo 12. ect. My point is that on top of being “smart” or actually choosing a school to increase my paycheck. We also probably have more trophies in our case and probably more even if you include your women national championships. In general the P10 has more national championships then any other conference. But football does make the world go round and I probably would trade them all away for one modern day football championship for Cal.

As for your criteria for choosing a school. Nobel Laureates was not a factor in deciding but it is cool to think that many of great ideas at least partially came from our campus (ie internet encryption, nuclear destruction er power). As for accesibility to drugs, we just dont have a lot of it around (like any college) but we have smart kids who make all of them better/more potent/ more pure. Not like I’m into that or anything. As for the girls, your girls on avg are hotter and sluttier but the hot ones at Cal are smart which makes them that more desirable. This is probably where we agree to disagree….Just wished we had more of them.

I, like many of my fellow Gators, chose Florida because they have a nuclear reactor on campus which allows unparalleled research and development possibilities coupled with infinite hands on experience for students. They also have one of the nation’s top Islamic Studies programs … wait, wait — I can’t even joke about this. I went to Florida because, #1: They’re right off the Miami/New York drug artery called I-75 – so scoring was never tough. #2: They have the sluttiest chicks in the SEC (but only the third sluttiest in the state, behind FSU and The U) – so scoring was never tough. #3: The tuition there is cheap. Oh, and did I mention they have slutty chicks? For those of you that chose your college for the academics, nice job. But your school’s overflowing spelling bee trophy case is hardley an excuse for sucking. We in the SEC hear that same shit from Vandy every season and from Georgia when they suck. We call it the “Ugly Chicks Academic Excuse.” Saying: “We suck ’cause we’re smart” is plainly Mongolic. First of all, Cal’s football program is pretty solid — so the “WSCWS” argument doesn’t really hunt. Second of all, I would say those of you that voluntarily chose to go to Cal over, say, Davis — are actually idiots – the chicks at Cal don’t shave – anything. How smart is that, dood? Hey, I like me some retro porn every now and again too but damn, when the pow pow starts looking like one of my dog’s six-month-old tennis balls – peace and I’m out. Smart people suck, anyway. Always using their long words and “expediting themselves” to their fancy jobs while wearing scarves and drinking frapa-moca-things while listening to Arcade Fire on their iPod Minis. So tell me, Mr. Academic Dan — how many STDs have you had? Yeah, I bet its just as many as the number of National Titles your football program has in its trophy case, huh? Zero. Coincidence? I think not. But, shit, Florida only has two football titles. Oh, wait, and two basketball titles and four Women’s tennis titles and two golf titles and some more gymnastics titles. Ummm, yup – I’m good. It all adds up. And just because there’s a shit gobb of stoners in Berkley doesn’t make it cool either. But that La Barrita place was actually pretty cool – as was Mario’s. Solid Mexican food up there.