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Women are Distracting to David Wright

(Pic courtesy of ConyersVol)

New York Mets 3B David Wright comes to a harsh realization: “Women can be a distraction. I have to remember, baseball is the reason I have my apartment, baseball is the reason I’m on the cover of video games…”

(Pic from On the DL)

Hey dumb-ass David: It’s not you, it’s the uniform on your back.

Like a kilo of the Herban Meyer’s famous Gainesville Bam-Bam, Wright has realized that poon/snizz is addictive and swears never to touch it again. Good Luck with that David. If you could only be like a camel, one hump could last you weeks.
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4 comments on “Women are Distracting to David Wright

  1. Excellent eye candy, Jai. Especially the last one.

  2. Need to introduce DW to StrayRod.

  3. why would you insult a great player like david wright? F.Y.I. he currently has a girlfriend… so u should noe whur ur talkin bout b4 u post it on the internet!!!!!!!!!!!1

  4. dude d’s gettin laid who cares hes the prince of new york what do u expect?

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