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Danny Mac hangs up cleats


Looks like there is a job opening in Canada. Yes, in the Canadian Football League. And we have the perfect candidate. Chris “4.5 40 Hookslide” Leak.

Danny McManus (Former FSU) is calling it a career and heading to the broadcast booth.

One of the CFL’s all-time top quarterbacks and a three-time Grey Cup champion, McManus announced his retirement Monday after 17 years in the league.

Chris Leak has a new job?

Chris Leak Carries a Clipboard in Calgary Canada. I love writing that. Yes Gators, Chris Leak Carries a Clipboard in Calgary Canada does throw a pretty pass when he is not scared of being hit.

(Herban’s wet dream comes true, Bye-Bye Chris)

Any of you remember booing him? Or wanting to shit can him after he single-handily lost the Auburn Game? I remember and it makes me laugh. Anyone remember what happens to Chris when he gets scared? He sharts.

Since Chris’s favorite American Idol contestant  is Sanjay, please vote for him too.  Make Chris smile please.

Below is an advertisement that might help Chris Leak pursue his dream of a football career. Sphincter control Chris. Scoring an 8 on the Wonderlic doesn’t really help things either. We know, Chris wonders “how” anyone can score an 8 on that test. Study and study some more Chris and you just might make it.

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2 comments on “Danny Mac hangs up cleats

  1. [...] Danny Mac hangs up cleats [...]

  2. Here is what I recall about being recruited by Florida:

    “I didn’t think it was too funny at the time, in fact I thought it was rude but looking back on it, it was funny. I was committed to Tennessee and was telling everyone that I was not taking any more visits, but Florida kept calling trying to come see me. I didn’t want to be rude so I let Coach Gonzales in the house. And he brought this book all about Florida. It was like sixty pages and he was going through it page by page. My mom’s husband told him that he didn’t have to do that and to just leave the book. Coach Gonzales said it was no trouble to go through the whole book with me. So he finally finished all sixty pages and I looked over at my mom’s husband and he was asleep. I thought it was rude, but now it is pretty funny. I was pretty proud I stayed awake through the whole thing. That was the last time I saw the Florida coaches.”

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