Two-A-Days is Finished

2007 April 5
by Jai Eugene

How will I get my Rush Propst hair almost as perfect as Nick Saban’s feathered angel-hair bangs? [Birmingham News link]

“Two-A-Days” is over.

Like the sighs of relief from football players at the end of grueling, twice-a-day preseason practices, so, too, can Hoover parents rest easier: The MTV reality show featuring the Hoover High football team has come to an end.

The cancellation of this television show demonstrates the reach and global domination of ESPN. Anyone that knows just a little bit about football knows that the Hoover Bucs could have easily won the Big East Conference. Even Louisville with their Pizza Stadium shit themselves when they think about Rush prowling the sidelines yelling “dogshit” over and over.

It does not bode well for ESPN’s contract with the Big East when you have a high school team that could easily embarrass the “elite” teams of the BCS’s version of a Boy Band Conference.

With the cancellation complete, Stu”I Ruined Sports Center” Scott’s cold as the other side of the pillow, unfeeling, lazy, deadly and discolored eye (a close up below) uses its search and acquisition radar looking for a new threats.  The Lord said to Rise Up!!

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10 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 April 5

    Was that on the paper’s editorial page? Frankly, I, too, welcome the end of this show. The first season was entertaining and the second season was less about football and more about the kid’s personal lives, which I have little to no interest in. I welcome the end of these and other shows that give teenagers a heightened sense of celebrity simply for being themselves. You know what show they should bring back is Beg, Barrow and Deal — am I the only one who remembers this great piece of television?

  2. 2007 April 5

    Next up The Hills: Vestavia Stories.

    Every reality show out there is phonier than any shit you watch with a team of writers. This show was no exception.

  3. 2007 April 5

    this show was like every other MTV show, they portray these people as something that their not for profit, one or two ppl might become famous but in the end no one will really remember.

  4. 2007 April 6
    bill permalink

    Yeah…keep with the Big East bias. If you remember, West Virginia, a Big East member, bested SEC champion-UGA-at Atlanta, in the Sugar Bowl back in 2005.

    Next, in 2006, the league placed three teams among the top 12 in the country……but yeah…..Hoooooover High would beat them :)

  5. 2007 April 23
    UGH! permalink

    THAT SUCKS! i loved that show!!

  6. 2007 April 29
    TOM permalink

    Yea i liked the show but it just showed to much of the teens life and not enought football and it seemed coach Propst didn’t like brandon and everytime ross made a mistake like wen he threw that pick in that game he tried 2 blame it on Bradon and brandon didnt get enough t.v. time

  7. 2007 May 5
    Andrew permalink

    What the fuck why was it always brandons fault and never ross’s coach propst is a raciest bitch and mark is a fat ass bitch thats y he got beat up in practice but other then that i love repear smith from season 1

  8. 2007 May 11
    nomikie permalink

    that really sucked i loved it thanks jerks who canceled it u just crushed a pre teens heart idiots:(

  9. 2007 May 22
    smartiiieejj permalink

    I m from Holland and I watch the show every day!
    I LOVE ROSS!!! Don’t blame him that the coach is such a bitch =P
    Ross is the best!!!

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