The Gayest Florida Gator Video Ever
As Billy Packer said, this video just fags me out. Lets make one thing perfectly clear, these Florida Fucktards do not represent the SEC. Florida fans just can’t seem to figure out when to stop. From killing puppies, shooting automatic rifles, mullets, jorts and/ or smoking weed these idiots are dangling roids that DO itch and bleed.

(SwamiG8R pictured with Tebow, before the restraining order was issued, photo snapped by Jaxbo the homo)
There are very few groups of people or characters that truly reach the nirvana level of annoyance. It is available only to those that make the effort to stand out for their catch phrases, their attention-hogging, and their cries for help.
This is clearly enough reason to just cut a gigantic ditch south of Tallahassee and let the southern part of the Florida peninsula float off into the ocean where it belongs? And then – target practice!”
















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Ummmmmm………..I think I just threw up
Can anyone tell me why Seminole64, warchant mod, appears to be closet gator? He lets the gators run wild on his boards. Just curious
I have never met a group of guys that are so jealous of the University of Florida. Maybe if your beloved Vols would actually start doing some recruiting and winning, then you will actually have something to do.
Yeah, The Gaytors will beat them all, except that cow college down the road from Birmingham. I think that was just the worst thing I have ever seen in my life.
Kendrick that is an excellent idea. We can allow our dopesmoking assault-rifle wielding and brawling thugs to play with fear of punishment too. Do we need to run through the litany of shit that Florida is doing? Barry Switzer could not be more proud
Kendrick, you are a damn principal? Defending the actions of those players and UF? You should be ashamed
Noles/Vols= Gator Bait!
You just can’t stand the fact that The University Of Florida is the best in college sports.
Don’t forget that Florida has the best sweet stinky Bam-Bam too, Swagger. It is a proven fact that Geightors can play football and smoke dope for Herban Meyer.
Barry Switzer smiles
How long will it take before Jerry Jones hires Herban to lead his band of criminals in Big D?
Im a gator and that was the gayest thing I have ever seen.
I’m a Vol, so I know gay when I see it. And that there be gay.
Stupid Gayters (look, I fixed a Y in Gaters so it say GAY!!)
Thank god I dont live in the south.
Go Pac-10 – Go Washington!
Dear God. I’m blushing. That was even worse than the Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch one. You guys should run down the “Gayest Gaytor Videos of All Time.” You could muster at least a Top 25 I’m sure. Ohh, and Jai is right about the Bam-Bam in FLA.
Good. Freakin. LORD.
I’m a Gator (’96 grad) and, until now, thought I could support anything Gators. But that video is … is … awful beyond comprehension. What the-?
Non-Gators: we’re ashamed, as we rightly should be.
Just… damn…
Gotta give them credit for guts!
- Proud Gator
That video makes me feel dirty to be a Gator. It is stuff like this that makes other people loathe UF. I’m ashamed to have watched this as there was nothing redeeming about it except for when it ended.
uuhh
it’s called “
GreeceGrease” hillbilly.ain’t yall got no theatre up there in tennessee? reckon you gots to wear shoes fur sumpn’ like that.
GREASE
nice SECCG highlights. do dillusional arkansas fans watch that and imagine they won
ROLL DAMN GATORS!
lsu fans smell like corndogs
tennessee fans ain’t got no teeth
Hal, Nice shameless rip of both Bama and Auburn mottos. Hog fans might watch the video and yes they should have won. But, the video here is a bunch of no-tradition gators acting like idiots
Jimmy, We knew what you meant. I will fix it for you
Wow that was super lame and gay!
That song and video was obviously created by FSU fans seeking to frame the Gators. There is no doubt about it.
(maybe it could have been done by really stupid UF music/art students; i mean like really stupid)
Hands down the most God-awful thing to have ever met my eyes.
YOU CAN’T SAY GATOR WITHOUT SAYING GAY!!!!!!! – APRIL 10TH
THAT VIDEO IS ALMOST AS OBSURD AS THE GATORS THINKING THEY ARE ACTUALLY A BETTER FOOTBALL TEAM THAN OHIO STATE! ONE TEAM PLAYING THEIR WORST GAME OF THE YEAR VS. ONE TEAM PLAYING THEIR BEST GAME EVER DOESN’T EXACTLY = NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!!!
They beat you twice in basketball. Explain that without sounding like a jealous loser…
As an FSU fan, I can comfortably say, “OH MY GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN, HOW DID YOU LET THEM MAKE THIS?!” This video makes me think that God knows nothing of that wretched hellhole we know as Gainesville.
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I think that Florida and their obnoxious, lowclass, white trash, jort-wearing, dopesmoking, ak-47 shooting, mullet heads, suck too.
With that said, OSU had no business being on the field with Florida. Hell, Ole Miss or any solid Big East team would have cleaned OSU’s clock
Um, Ears? OSU didn’t exactly “pick” who they played.
As far as the music goes, this is why the only great contemporary popular musician is Tom Petty.
As far as sports go, well… need I say more?
Both of you are correct, Ohio State didn’t choose who was going to whip their ass on national TV
I’m a GATOR THROUGH AND THROUGH! Now, from my eyes, that was kind of gay, BUT and this is a REALLY BIG BUT……………………………………….WE JUST WON THREE REAL-DEAL-BIG-TIME COLLEGIATE CHAMPIONSHIPS……………….IN 364 DAYS! So, no one can say a f*$#in thing to any gator fan anywhere in the world. Right now, in this place, at this time, WE RUN S%#T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO ALL YOU WHINY-A&* B&%#$ES CAN TAKE YOUR WEAK COMMENTS BACK TO YOUR LOSER SCHOOLS AND TOWNS AND CITIES AND SIT AND SPIN. IF YOU AIN’T A GATOR;YOU’RE GATOR BAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rey-Rey, your whole comment was geigh
You can cry and complain all you want! Ohio State sucks!!! They lost in two sports in the championship to Florida and neither was a close game. How about some cheese for your wine! THE FLORIDA GATORS RULE!!!!!
Like it or not, SEC dominates the Big 10 (except for the Outback Bowl)
Kornheiser said it best:
“The Gator could go tell that buckeye thing, GO MAKE ME A SAMICH!”
I meant the video was kind of gay…..cuz it was Jai
boom
samich… hilarious
yeah buckeyes, WHERE IS MY SAMICH?!!!?
Fuck me to tears, that is Orson Swindle from EDBSB or whatever the fuck. I can’t believe that he is still such a fucking dork. Even after highschool.
Those braces did wonders on the gap in between his front teeth
That guy in the pic with Tebow, is a “Tebow Fluffer”. Even though he says that it is not him, that is SwamiG8R from Gatorbait. He has be fluffing forever
Diddy
Swami claims it is not him in the pic. Swami is a fluffer and talks with his mouth full. Here is his denial
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you know the bottom line all school s have idiots as well as idiot fans that do stupid shit, because they have a gun or because they got in trouble i guess that made every team we play just scared because some people call them thugs which some of them are, but to punish and say the whole team is totally stupid. everyone is jealous at UF because all we do is win championships. On the video yea that was pretty shady i will say, but i am sure this whole winning championships thing will end soon or will it?
yes, rw. it will go on forever. Call Barry Switzer and ask him how long it went on
switzer won so many games he started flying with guns. you sure you want to mess with that?
“im sick and tired of all these m-fin’ guns on this m-fin’ plane.”
-Samuel L. Switzer
UCF 6 UF 2
They may have championships, but they’ll never have class…Go UCF KNIGHTS!!
What’s everyone talking about? That was a great video!
GO GAYTORS!!!
continuance…
Wow that was the worst video I have ever watched in my life. Congrats UF, it’s about fucking time you won another championship after 100+ years of football… too bad you are still way behind schools like Nebraska and many others. Oh and face reality that you sacrifice other MAJOR sports like soccer and more just to solely fund fball/basketball so you have a fighting chance. Too bad you don’t have the ability to support ALL SPORTS like real universities do. Pretty pathetic but I guess if that’s the only way you can survive, that’s what you have to do, lol.
This could be very useful.
Send a copy of this video to Gitmo and see if the gov’t can use it to make the detainees talk. I know I would do anything to stop it.
Hey Patrick, you’re right. I wish our football program was in the state Nebraska’s is in right now.
We don’t have a men’s soccer team b/c of Title IX (and because it’s gay). Our women’s team is pretty good. As are our women’s tennis, volleyball, and golf ho’s.
Oh and football and basketball fund all the other sports, unlike at “real universities” where they use your tuition money to do so.
So, I guess you didn’t make a single valid point in your envy-driven rant. Good luck with life, loser.
Everyone listen up!!! I am a true Nole/ Gator hater but I must say that if we had the recent fortune that the Gaytors have had then we would be making our own gay movie… only difference would be OUR GIRLS WOULD BE HOTTER!!! I’ve been to G-Ville many times and all I have to say is thank God he made a school to dump all the ugly girls in so we wouldn’t have to deal with them!
Dude, that is honestly the gayest thing that I have ever seen other than two dudes kissing.
Patrick, as far as “ALL SPORTS” as you refer to, THE University of Florida has won the SEC “ALL SPORTS” trophy like fifteen out of the last sixteen years or somewhere in that range, awarded to the best overall sports program in the conference(which is the best sports conference). Furthermore, UF has ranked very highly (say within the top 5) nationally for many of those years in the same ranking as well. In addition, UF ranks as high as they do with only 19 or so varsity sports to other schools 25 or 30 sports (sorry Stanford water polo and field hockey shouldn’t even count). So no one, Patrick, has any right to discredit UF for athletic accomplishments in any capacity. Also, UF is so far beyond any school in the state academically it’s not even funny. UF is a true school of excellence. And anyone who says otherwise is just jealous.
ok I just watched the video after posting the last comment and it is extremely gay and difficult to watch. However, everything I said still applies…facts are facts. For instance, that video is gay…fact, and UF is one of if not the best sports programs in the country…fact. Get over it and GO GATORS.
listening to a Vols fan be critical of the caliber of any player from any college is laughable. Does anyone not remember listening to the “Dexter Manley’s” during the post-game of their national championship game? What is the UT graduation rate again?…oh…sorry
I think worse than the… whatever you call this… is the guys haircut which looks like a wig. No wait, the movie is worse.
Oh my god, first the Alumni Association makes Jeb an honorary alumnus, and now this?
I apologize to the SEC, Florida, the United States, Western Culture, and the entire human race for whatever fucktard moron idiot pud-head made this to honor my alma mater.
Good lord. Please, make it stop. Oh god… I want to go out into my garage, and take a power drill to my own eyes so that I never have to see anything this horrible again.
WHY would anyone do anything this LAME? Why? Why? Oh dear god. Oh the humanity.
Please, ship this video to Guantanamo Bay and use it to torture information out of high-value prisoners. No, WAIT, dont do that! Omg, what am I thinking. We dont want a human rights violation on our conscience.
somewhere Boy George is watching that video going “wow, that’s REALLY gay”.