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Thieving Coonasses


Tired of Florida and Herban Meyer getting all the love from this blog, 2 LSU football players were arrested Monday night for burglary (Actual new story). It seems they broke into a chick’s house and stole her backpack containing her ID and credit cards, then attempted to use said cards. Presumably to buy large quantities of corndogs.

Is Miles turning into Herban West? In fairness both have been suspended from the team. No word as of yet if the two coonass thugs tried to hide the backpack under Les’ hat. Or if this was merely a team-building exercise seeing that one was an offensive lineman and the other a defensive back.

And no, Nick Saban is not taking credit for recruiting those two.

4 comments on “Thieving Coonasses

  1. They need money for their corndog habit.

  2. Indeed Mike, scholarship athlete’s stipends aren’t near enough to cover it.

  3. If “corndogs” is the best you a-holes can come up with then we must be doing something right. Must be the 40+ national titles we’ve won. Greed is a nasty sin, you might want to think it over.

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