Archive | April 18, 2007

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Run, Jerry, Run!

In what’s mos def the smartest move in an otherwise dull-ass NBA season, Jerry West cut bait on the Grizzlies. Here, he is seen bailing the Grizz’ HQ in Memphis. I’m sure the tension will be palpable as Jerry West takes a seat at the lottery table representing the Knicks alongside the poor sap who [...]

Is it too early to be thinking football?

Hell to the naw. NCAA 2008, spring practice, summer workouts… It’s football time, ho’s. Tennessee opens the season in the land of weed smoking (nothing wrong with that), liberal fuktards. That’s right. Berkeley. Cal will be looking to exact revenge after last year’s embarrassing performance in Knoxville. The difference this year is that no one [...]

Sweet Stinky Bam-Bam Regional; Worst of the Worst

First matchup is Rivals Gator Bait against Fighting Gators.com or Swampgas. Vote for the worst of the worst by leaving comments. Here is the link to the main page for this Regional [link] Observations of Gatorbait: Moderators of JDGator, SwamiG8R and JaxBo are the business end of a douchebag Fans and mods there should have [...]

Are Razorback Fans ruining their program?

The first thing I thought when I heard that a resourceful Razorback fan had FOIA’d Houston Nutt’s phone records: Wow, that’s a spectacularly counterproductive waste of time. Ignore for the moment that the program is returning arguably the best  player in all of college football and are the defending SEC West champions (a fluke, I [...]

Is Matt Stafford Fat? This is why UGA Sucks

A lot of discussion on the message boards over the composition of one pound of congealed backfat from UGA QB Matt Stafford.  First, can anyone guess which QB below is Stafford?  Is this guy fat or has he slimmed down to a Tebow Fluffer’s wet dream? And just in case UGA forgets:

30 Sluttiest Athletes

Figures that Chipper Jones (number 22 on this list) would make this list. A few highlights: “Who wants to sex Mutombo?” Mickey Mantle’s memoir [all american boy] and this picture with the Hello Kitty patch is pure gold: NSFW [Nerve Magazine] Powered by ScribeFire.

Nutt Txts WTFs Up W/All Hs Txt Msgs

Over the course of 77 text messages pieced together, deciphered and released to the media late Tuesday night, embattled Boss Hawg Huey Nutt went into CYA mode, rambling on and on about how he really, really is playing above board, not just on the football field, but also, in life. In an expansive statement which [...]