Archive | April 23, 2007
You are browsing the site archives by date.
NASCAR Runs Subway Fresh 500 on Saturday, Ruins Sandwich Artist’s Fantasy Pool.
-(Schaumburg, IL)- This past weekend’s Subway Fresh 500 was supposed to be a celebration for the 973,563,778 Subway restaurants in the U.S. But in an ironic twist of fate, for one Subway Sandwich Artist in Schaumburg, Illinois, it was sheer disaster. “Screw NASCAR,” said Jeremy Potts, 27. “This running on Saturday bullshit totally ruined my [...]
Uh-Oh.
As it turns out, Jimmy Clausen may not be the heir apparent to — well, Touchdown Jesus. Clausen, and his finger-in-the-outlet hairstyle, was less than spectacular in this weekend’s spring game at Notre Dame. Clausen threw completed 3 of 7 for 23 yards. While those numbers will have to be tempered by saying that Clausen [...]
Why I don’t care about baseball..
In case you were living in a coma or watching hours of ESPN’s riveting bowling coverage this weekend, you no doubt know that the “greatest rivalry in sports” was this weekend. That’s right. Yankees/Red Sox. Two of the most insufferable fan bases in all of sports trying to figure out which is more obnoxious (Red [...]
Something Very “Third-World” About Alabama…….
April 2007 – Tuscaloosa, Alabama The University of Alabama has a scrimmage and 92,000 people show up to watch the team run sprints and practice punt coverage. The only question that comes to my mind is this…………..When that many people gather in Tuscaloosa, does that cause a grit shortage throughout the rest of the state?
