(pic from Warchant, our new buddies)
UPDATE: Rumor from EDSBS, that Jeremy Foley has intervened on behalf of “The Program” and is working dilgently with Hogtown’s finest to have the complaint dropped.
Oh what will Herban Meyer do? He is 180 degrees of zero tolerance. [Winds of Change]. Frankly, I am really burned out on all of this Gator crime. I wish that they would do something new different and sensational. It is the same old shit week after week. Always the same crimes: Dope, alcohol, ass whippings and guns.
Why not some arson or cloning cell phones or running an illegal gambling operation? Why not some RICO kind of shit? Counterfeiting would be good. Mexicans smuggling would be awesome. Meyer is supposed to be an outside of the box kinda guy, surely he can think of something illegal that is funny, different but yet tasteful crime to be committed that will make the Gator Nation proud.
Five UF football players were involved in a confrontation at a weekend party, according to a Gainesville Police Department report. [Gator Sports]
Ironically, two years ago, linebacker Taurean Charles was dismissed from the team following another keg-related incident. He was charged after throwing a keg at a UF student.
Just this year, linebacker Dustin Doe was charged with fighting in public, and lineman Ronnie Wilson received felony charges of aggravated assault and the use, display or concealment of a weapon or firearm.
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Since Orson is very selective on Geightor crime for the Fulmer Cup (I wonder why), should their be an Herban Trophy created?
Somewhere Barry Switzer is smiling.
Herban Trophy, for the school with most alcohol/drug related crimes.
Frankly, they are quite boring now. The nonstop glut of violent crime has jaded the american public. Why they continue to get a free pass is beyond me.
A trophy sorta of like this? But more Gator focused? We should solicit photoshop requests for the best trophy
Herban’s Trophy
Taco Bell, we count them all. Charges filed, points assessed. In this case, there’s nothing doing:
http://www.tboblogs.com/index.php/sports/related/C119/
Thanks Orson. Please help spread the word my friend. Spin and sweep
Nothing to see here. Please delete this post
A big thanks to Coach Meyer and the Gainesville PD. Thanks guys
Jeremy “the rainman” Foley will get it all straightened out!
He will shift the discussion back to Chris Rix’s parking ticket and call for the FSU death penalty!
Orson Swindle is reporting this closed. Foley’s pixie dust (or angel dust if you are a gator baller) has worked once more
Herban’s dime-bag handshake could easily be the offering that made this disappear. That and the threat of the entire gaytor nation beating his ass.
Life Skills bitches, Herban Meyer is the opposite of zero tolerance
Fix me I am a brokedick dog
I can hear it now. How would you like to see a red Taurus drive up at your place with Ronnie, Doe and the gang in it? Think about, do the right thing!
Some of those threads at Warchant are sidesplitters. Tebow drives an 890 Mercedes?
this is it:
A lot of money has been going to recruits, see Chris Rainey and the Lakeland Boys… With Bull gators spending a lot of money on championship gear and NASCAR Ipods, little is left to go around to the current players. Is probably now pay to play, the better you perform the better your ride is.
Teebow went into the Mercedes dealership and asked for an 890 coupe.
Its great to be a florida gator. Can anyone check and see if the guy with the slashed neck is on full scholarship now!
http://www.tboblogs.com/index.php/sports/related/C119/
Can somebody do some checking to see if the guy with the slashed neck is on full scholarship now?
http://www.tboblogs.com/index.php/sports/related/C119/
The fix is in. It is all going into the memory hole now!
Andy Staples is queer
The gators have gone into hiding nowhere to be found. They want to let another one blow over with as little comment as possible. Name that fighter! How many players do they have that weigh 280 pounds and goes about 6-4? Our FSU researchers will get right on this.
Looking at the roster it would seem only Derrick Harvey, Jim Barrie and John Fairbanks fall in that weight range. Name that fighter!
Lets cool it we are all gators. They sent me to Shands to get that nasty slash on my neck fixed, I am on full schollie now thanks to the rainman. The knot on my head is healing up, they scraped the truck paint out of it and I got my beer back. Lets just drop it!
Go Gators!
Noles, you might like the comments on this post
http://loserwithsocks.wordpress.com/2007/04/24/florida-meyer-fill-gaping-hole/
Thanks for the invite! I know you must get tired of dueling with dingbats once in awhile. Glad to fill in. When I first looked at that thread I thought the gaping hole to be filled must be GatorGod’s incessant piehole. They usually slink off after awhile but this one has more hotair than usual. When they start using your signature though, they are done!
I think with Cuttliff back, you can more than give these lizards what they deserve. Has there ever been a more disgusting rival in football!
FSU and Tennessee played for the national title and you won fair and square. Weinke was injured and out but we don’t make excuses like the gators. We may have lost anyway.