Keeping up with the Bama Spring Game, The Feed wonders about Nick Saban. He’s hightailed it from jobs in East Lansing, Baton Rouge and Miami before settling into Tuscaloosa as the new coach of the Crimson Tide. That history of cutting and running isn’t worrying fans down Alabama way, 90,000+ showed up to watch the spring football game, but you do have to wonder why it doesn’t worry school officials enough to make Saban sign a contract for the job they are giving him millions of dollars to fill.
All that money stuff is confusing me. I just want to know what kind of hair gel he uses. And don’t think for one minute that Nick Saban left Miami for the Tuscaloosa Ghetto unless he was some chemically induced (GHB).
Jai, I’ve told you that his hair is that perfect naturally. No performance enhancing products necessary.
Sir I swear I do not know the woman who grabbed me when my moving van rolled into town in the middle of the night. I have never seen your wife before.