Archive | April 2007
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2007 LWS NFL Mock Draft
Saturday is one of the most anticipated days of the year for football fans. That’s right…it’s the NFL Draft. And we here at LWS decided to celebrate the 14 hour Chris Berman-palooza by putting together our predictions for the top 10 picks. Why just the top 10? Because I’m fucking lazy, that’s why. And now [...]
Weis Lost 227 Pounds, Gained Back 191
South Bend, IN – Lawyers embroiled in the Charlie Weis Stomach-Stapling lawsuit today presented new evidence in the case: official documents subpoenaed from the University of Notre Dame. The papers document the failure of the medical procedure, which was designed to help the coach lose dead weight and keep it off. Weis is expected to [...]
Make the Bad Men Stop: Bama to Get a Real Elephant?
This is the Alabama Anthem gon throw ya’ hands up, put up ya A’…. and I ain’t talkin bout Atlanta, I’m talkin bout the Ville I’m talkin bout the gump I’m talkin bout tha ham where them boyz pop tha trunk! [Alabama Anthem by the Gator Boys] (A collective effort by Lloyd Braun, Grill Viper [...]
What? What can you say!
This has nothing to do with football. The SEC. Or College. But none the less, it is a story you don’t read about every day. Honestly, I don’t even know what to say. By Mike Penner, Times Staff Writer April 26, 2007 During my 23 years with The Times’ sports department, I have held a wide variety of [...]
Sabanism
Here are the 10 commandments according to Nick Saban, courtesy of Digital Headbutt [link] Hello, I’m Nick Saban. If you’re reading this, then let Me be the first to say, congratulations and welcome to Sabanism, a new way of living. Pretty much the entire state of Alabama has converted (save for a small enclave which [...]
Does Keith Olbermann read LWS?
In an interview with SI.com’s Richard Deitsch, the savior of democracy himself admitted that he read Deadspin. If you’ll recall Deadspin linked to an article I wrote about his nomination to the cast of Football Night in America on NBC. A post where I named him to my list of the top 5 most self-important [...]
Mets Do the TomaHawk Chop During 9-6 Loss to the Braves
Finally this Nimrod Dancer gets the power rating correct [CBS Sportsline] Sweet stuff as the Atlanta Braves defeat the Caribbean All-Stars…Again [NY Daily News]. Four of six from the de facto top team in the National League. Even if it is three weeks into the season, expect this to be the best race in baseball [...]
The Springdale Experiment
From the Springdale Experiment: So, let me get this right. Mustain came to Arkansas because of his former coach Gus Malzhan. But Malzhan went to Tulsa, and Mustain went to Southern Cal. hmmmm…..very interesting.
