Archive | May 2007
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Uh oh.
The Orlando Sentinel is reporting that the Orlando Magic expect Florida head coach and Widows’ Peak advocate Billy Donovan as their new head coach. What does this mean for the Gators? It’s a little late in the offseason to be looking for a new head coach. Any idea who the candidates could be? Will Jeremy [...]
A-Rod….Geez
“A petite stripper at the Hustler Club said A-Rod “likes the she-male, muscular type. They brought me up to the champagne room one time. I spun around once and that was it. I’m not his type.”[NYDailynews] So what is half of $125 million? $62.5 million and zero World Series rings Now THAT is class. I’m [...]
Tony Romo calls a timeout with Carrie Underwood
The Dallas Cowboys quarterback has told Underwood that he wants to bench their relationship during the football season, according to the National Enquirer. Football season begins in September and lasts until January. [MSNBC] Somewhere, Drew Bledsoe is shaking his head and is whispering “Tony Homo”….We assume Romo wishes to work on his ball handling skills, [...]
Screaming Stephen A. Smith is all over the news…And some facebook gifts
Have you heard? Kobe said he wanted to be traded. Most bloggers are reflecting on the situation or talking trade rumors. We’ve been there and done that. While it’s fun, this has gotten very old quite quickly. But, instead of bringing you the same coverage as nearly the entire sports media, Pyle of List stays [...]
If Athlon was in the celebrity death pool ranking business
[written by Jon Koncak, Photoshops by Ty] Speaking of rankings…… If Athlon was in the celebrity death pool ranking business, Lindsay Lohan would have to be the #1 sleeper pick, no pun intended, for 2007-2008. This past Sunday, Lohan checked herself back into rehab following her arrest for suspicion of DWI from crashing her benz [...]
Surprising? No. Unsettling? Yes
It was false hope the whole time. The San Antonio Spurs have this uncanny ability to play under the radar while manipulating our minds into believing the series is closer than reality might have it. Because before you know it, they’ve just won a series-clinching Game 5 by 25 points, and are headed to another [...]
Put some money on it…
Put some money on it. Get drunk. Get rowdy. And enjoy. Even if you hate hockey. Ottawa and Anaheim will take the ice for Game 2 of the Stanley Cup finals at 8:00 ET on the leader in sports mediocrity (except hockey), the Versus network. Trust me. If you like guys who have no respect [...]
