Archive | May 3, 2007
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92,000 Better Ways To Spend Your Time
After reading about 92,000 attendees at the Alabama Spring scrimmage, I decided to offer the good people of that state some ideas for spending their time in a more productive manner. 1) Develop a new use for the grit. 2) Build a wall on the Mississippi border. 3) Demolish wall Georgia built to keep [...]
Michael Vick: Breeder of Dogs
Uh oh. Looks like Michael Vick not only owned that property, but also owns a dog breeding business. At the very same address. Somebody may not have been telling the whole story. Usually, he is so honest. You know, revealing months after the “water bottle” incident that he was carrying jewelry. This may turn out [...]
yippi kayyae motherf$#ker
Wait until the end of the interview with Bruce Willis at a Nets game, motherfucker
