Our version of the Athlon Preview continues with the caloric enriched quarterback Matt Stafford and the #16 Georgia Bulldogs [Athlon].
We find plenty of fault with the Mark Richt coached Dawgs. The quarterback merry-go-round in Athens has come to a stop. By the end of last season, the offensive reins (and dessert tray) were firmly in the hands of Matthew Stafford, the SEC coaches’ All-Freshman quarterback, and there they’ll stay.
Consider these facts about UGA:
(You can also leave comments on the homo pic too. pie eater)
(Click the link to enlarge for a better of view pie eating Fatty Matty, pic by Ty Shock)
- Stafford is a fatty. There is just no polite way to say it. Case in point is the UGA Homo-erotic of spring pie eating contest, which Stafford won. (Props to Matt!!)
- UGA is the responsible for the Big East Conference’s rise to respectability and national prominence. Yep, UGA getting whipped in the Sugar Bowl by Big East “Power” West Virginia has given all those little fella schools some thing to hang their hats on for 20 years. Who can forget that Louisville beat Alabama 17 years ago? We forgot about it , but those little fellas didn’t forget about, read the comments in the Louisville Preview [Louisville Preview]
- Kerry (B)Lumpkin is returning to run the ball for the Dawgs. The Dawgs still have that muslim kid, Mohamed Massaquoi at WR to catch the pigskin. I thought that muslims hated pork.
- And we have all of the usual tired smacktalk of Mark Richt looks like Helen Hunt; UGA fans wear red pants; and Richt has a buttcut hairdo. We really do need some new material.
We can say that Erik Ainge owns Mark Richt. Ainge is 2-0 in Athens, sweet stuff. Ainge’s ownership has gone a long way in the reduction of the ‘Richt owns Fulmer’ talk out of the UGA fans [ 2-4 (.333) vs. Richt]. Based upon their schedule, we like UGA’s chances to win a ton of games. We will be pulling for the Dawgs against the Gators. Which isn’t really saying much because most of us would pull for a Big East Team if they were playing Florida.
To make things worse, UGA lost senior CB Paul Oliver for the season [Macon.com]. Prompting this quote from Mark Richt, “We’ll miss him for sure, let’s pray about it.” Defensive coordinator Willie Martinez had a different perspective, “I just want David Cutcliffe (Tennessee Offensive Coordinator) to give me back my balls. Oliver comes ready to work with his lunch pail every day. I don’t need 51 points hung on my defense again.”
You always make me laugh. Kind of like watching the 3-legged race at the special olypics. That “Iron Dawgs” picture is a few years old and the first time I saw it, I remember laughing that David Greene was in the front, but has on a weight vest. Like most QBs, I’m sure he was ripped.
The pigskin, isn’t made of pigskin, it’s cowhide and the NFL uses 3,000 cowhides for a season worth of footballs. Moo, Motherf*8er.
http://www.mnbeef.org/New%20Site/HTML/1BeefTriviaMain.html
FYI: The “fat” on Stafford is actually shock absorbing material to keep his internal organs from collapsing from the sonic boom his arm creates when thowing to the 7, 8, and 9 routes, duh.
GATA.
Too bad UT sucks. Good luck without your recieving corps next year. You bring up that UT has done well in Athens lately, but how have your vols done against the dawgs in Tennesee? Douche
Jason, a picture just for you, UT Sucked 51 times in between the hedges
Lets hope that Tech doesn’t get hold of the fatty matty pic
Gotta get one of the Bitch T shirts!!
Anyone know where to purchase?
No idea. I am sure they are plentiful in Athens
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I don’t know if he’s fat… the Football suits make them look pretty big.
He is a beef eater, fingers like a vienna sausages