Rutgers Invented Football? WTF? Athlon has them at #10…WTF?
They have grass and trees in New Jersey? Are these cheerleaders hittable? Florida fans, we’re only talking about the girls. I gotta say, not real hittable. Yankee girls are usually scary looking anyway.
The Athlon preview of #10 Rutgers [Athlon]. We think that this ranking is bit on the high side but the what the hell do we know? Please consider these data points on Rutgers before making a hasty decision:
- Rutgers plays in the Big East (not known for its high quality football)
- Rutgers schedule is very favorable to winning lost of games (lots of pussy schools along with all the Big East pussy schools make a BCS Berth likely)
- ESPN loves the Big East (Big dollar contract!!!)
- An energetic and forward thinking coach
Interestingly, Rutgers and Princeton are credited with inventing football in 1869. What the hell happened to Rutgers football since then? Why has Rutgers been so bad for so long? Well, they finally got a good coach, they had the sense to join a conference that they can win and they have a very weak schedule too. Things are looking up.
We kind of like the Scarlet Knights, just a little, their fans differ from the other crappy Big East teams in that they remember that their team was really shitty just a couple of years ago. They also seem to understand that they are only a hop, skip, and a jump from being owned like an anal O ring if they let up. In other words, Rutgers fans appreciate what they have and they are not dicks like Cardinal and Eer fans. These are lessons that the other Big East “powerhouses” Louisville and West by God Virginia have forgotten after beating the hell out of Service Academies and Buffalo have forgotten.
(Rutgers fans at their first bowl win……Ever)
Mark it down; Rutgers will dominate these wannabe “powerhouses” of the Big East very soon. Hell, if Rutgers can beef up that candy ass schedule and play some Big Boy schools, they might even garner some respect for a conference that doesn’t get or deserve respect.
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Rutgers is like that friend you have over that hasn’t played “nintendo” since Super Tecmo Bowl and he obliges to play you in NCAA Football ‘07 on the PS2. You hand him the controller and he comments on “all the buttons”, but he gets it for the most part as the “x” button is the equivalent of the NES “b” button.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7b/NES_controller.jpg
So, you take it easy on him and still beat him by 10 touchdowns all while doing almost everything possible to give him a touchdown, but he still can’t get in. You mess around the house he plays for a couple more hours, decides to get a PS2 and practice up. I mean it’s fun right? A couple weeks later he comes over again to watch the big game and challenges you to a “quick” game before the real game. Sure, we’ll play 5 minute quarters. We’ve got time. This time he’s figured out how to throw the ball to the open recievers and to not dive at every ball carrier, but he’s still pretty clueless. This time he gets pissed that he can’t stop you.
He doesn’t get it, he put 80 points on the board against the computer on “heisman” mode the night before. What gives?!?!
That’s what the Big East is. Football being played by the clueless human against the computer. Good against CPU in simulated games, matter of fact, he never loses, but he can’t hang with the big boys for long.
Rutgers, however, may be different than their loud mouth, Big East brothers UL and WVU. Rutgers is still that guy trying to figure this whole thing out and the good thing is they’re not talking shit nationally while doing it. If the Scarlett Knights can hang on this season and lose no more than 1 game before bowl season, I see them getting more national, non-media respect if they keep their mouths shut.
What the hell is going on in that picture?
Everyone is dressed for church, someone just punted a bowling ball, and I think a guy with a mustache pulled out a gun.
New Jersey, what are we gonna do with you?
And what’s up with that gaggle of tattered cheerleaders? Let’s hope they’re all sluts at least. Look RU, you’re not going to get anywhere with a gang of busted scags like that. They must have a heavy contingency from the Newark-metro area.
Rutgers will, once again, be a two or three loss team. Ray Rice is without doubt one of college football’s most exciting playmakers but without Brian Leonard to block and catch passes out of the backfield, the Scarlet Knights will struggle to produce on offense. Their defense is quick and probably underrated but will struggle to contain dynamic offenses like West Virginia and Louisville. I don’t think that Rutgers is the 10th best team in the country and I don’t think they will get the Big East’s BCS bid. Granted, they only play four games away from Piscataway but one of those games will be at Louisville.
GaJake…nice work
T-KGB, I can appreciate the name as well as your Killer Green Buds! But the ladies here are pretty hot, that is a poor photo. And Yes generally if you have Penis you can get laid at RU, the ratio is like 4 or 5 to 1.
As for FB, RU is the new kid on the block and has been for a few years, but a sleeping Giant has been awakened and RU is here to stay.
Thje talent in NJ is great and RU is starting to keep them home.
Keep an eye out for the Scarlet knights!