Michigan Wolverines are #8 in Athlon’s

2007 May 24
by Jai Eugene

Coach Lloyd Carr’s Wolverines were shooting for the 2006 national title and were right on course until their hopes came crashing to earth at season’s end. The hiring of Ron English as defensive coordinator had rejuvenated the Wolverines, who played like a team on a mission. We will learn a lot more about English’s acumen this year, however, with the departures of end LaMarr Woodley, the 2006 Big Ten Defensive Player of the Year, and tackle Alan Branch from the front four, along with linebackers Prescott Burgess and David Harris and cornerback Leon Hall.

Athlon’s review

College football fans owe Herban Meyer and the Florida Gators a huge “thanks”. Just think: what if Herban had shown some integrity and class and not shamelessly campaigned for the BCS Bowl? What would be more horrible than having watch Michigan and Ohio State play again? That would have really sucked the anal O ring. And to think that Ohio State is better than Michigan…Thanks again Gators for saving us from another suck-ass Big 10 (Brent Musburger just went ’soft’) rematch.

(Are they hittable??? You be the judge)

The Wolverines replaced Vandy with 1-AA Power Appy State on the schedule. Remember that Vandy went to the “Big House” and almost beat the big bad Wolverines. Smart move Lloyd Carr. Whipping Charlie Weis’s fat ass (again) is the best game on this schedule. The almost always present sadsack look of defeat on Charlie’s face is reminiscent of someone taking the last piece bacon at the Shoney’s breakfast bar.

Is Coach Carr on the hot seat? He seems to be a cantankerous old bastard that is always owned by the dapper OSU Coach Jim Tressel. Carr was further embarrassed by the young whippersnapper Herban Meyer, who outmaneuvered Carr in the media for the BCS game.

We hope Michigan get Florida in a Bowl Game. Then again we really hope that Florida gets Illinois in a bowl game instead.

2007 Schedule
S. 1 Appalachian State
S. 8 Oregon
S. 15 Notre Dame
S. 22 Penn State
S. 29 at Northwestern
O. 6 Eastern Michigan
O. 13 Purdue
O. 20 at Illinois
O. 27 Minnesota
N. 3 at Michigan State
N. 10 at Wisconsin
N. 17 Ohio State

23 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 May 24
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos permalink

    Are the UM cheerleaders hittable? Two, maybe three of them are for sure. The rest of them probably wouldn’t even get into the shitty sororities at SEC schools, except of course, for Arkansas

  2. 2007 May 24

    Arkansas, of course

  3. 2007 May 24
    morons permalink

    this is the dumbest site I have ever seen

  4. 2007 May 24

    always about the Gators.

  5. 2007 May 24
    weisbuddy permalink

    Fourth cheerleader from the right is not bad at all!

  6. 2007 May 24

    #3, you don’t like girls?

  7. 2007 May 24

    the one on the far left, i’d hit it. the other two are BJ material.

  8. 2007 May 24
    ed orgeron's pirogue permalink

    i’d paddle dey mishigun girl arses

  9. 2007 May 24
    billy packer permalink

    GREATEST SITE EVAR!!

  10. 2007 May 24
    i'm john brady?? permalink

    i thought we rebounded the ball well, and defended the goal well. we coudln’t shoot worth a damn, but oh well. well. well. well.

  11. 2007 May 24
    Jon Koncak permalink

    Dang it. I’m still dazed thinking about those thumb rest dimples on the back of that little buckeye in the #1 bikini.

    What was this article about?

  12. 2007 June 4
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos permalink

    butt dimples scare me.

  13. 2007 November 14
    this site is bull permalink

    OK you fuckin perverted peices of shit!!! is this a college football site or just a fucking chat room for all you god damn sex addicts?

    and whoever made this site can stop talking trash about Michigan cuz the Wolverines have been trailing Ohio State’s ass for quite a while now. its not like Michigan gets killed by O.State. its ALWAYS been close and from what i can remember, there were more than a few time that Michigan whooped up on the buckeyes.
    BUCK the FUCKeyes!!!

  14. 2007 November 14
    rowan permalink

    14, nobody gives a shit about either of the big 10s failboats

  15. 2007 November 17
    Kyle permalink

    wow. osu sluts.
    you can’t say cOck SUckers, without spelling OSU.

    GO BLUE!!!

  16. 2007 November 17
    #1 Buck permalink

    14 – 3

    We own the scUM again!

    So long, Lloyd. It’s been great.

  17. 2007 November 19
    GO BUCKS! permalink

    Uh ,the Buckeyes took it to ya this year in your House, Wolverines! See ya later LLLLLLLLLoyd!

  18. 2007 November 20
    Dusty permalink

    Hats off to the Buckeyes. But you OSU fans should understand more than anyone……. The Cooper years weren’t that long ago. remember,… when UM owned year after year? We’ll be back. GO BLUE!!!!

  19. 2007 November 23
    Ben permalink

    Screw UM, they suck at everything exspeically football. There cheerleaders are a bunch of little scanks. Also Lloyd Carr just quit because he was too embarressed by losing to OSU again. He said he resigned because he wanted to leave with alot of good memories of UM. Ha, buuull shit. He was just too embarressed.

  20. 2007 November 23
    OSUBUCKEYE permalink

    MICHIGAN FUCKING SUCKS BALLS. OSU ALWAYS KILLS THEM.THERE CHEERLEADERS ARE LITTLE SLUTS.

  21. 2008 January 2
    michman321 permalink

    Good Call about the Florida vs Michigan Bowl game…Man, all that SEC ’speed’ and ’superiority’ showed…We should’ve won the game 65-35, SEC sucks dick.

  22. 2008 April 16
    paco permalink

    fuck osu!!!!!!

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