Another Gator Arrested, Charged with a Felony. Sic’em Urban

2007 May 29
by Jai Eugene

Frankly I am bored with all of the arrests in Gunsville. [TBO] The kid is expected to play a lot so Meyer will “take care of it”.  The NCAA doesn’t seem to think that there are problems so I guess it is OK then.  Guns, Ganja whipping peoples asses..  If the Football team is “top 1% of the top 1%”, then the crimes of the everyday Florida Student must be incomprehensible.

University of Florida safety Dorian Munroe was arrested last week and charged with theft after Munroe admitted to a UF police officer that he had removed a UPD ”boot” from one of his tires and placed it in his trunk.

Munroe was charged with a third-degree felony, according to a police report, because the boot was valued at $385. UF’s police department places the boots on vehicles whose owners either have three or more outstanding parking tickets or five guilty citations within a year.

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  1. 2007 May 29
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos permalink

    Not really that big of a deal. I would have taken off the boot and dropped it on UPD’s door step to avoid the theft charge.

    How long before the EDSBS Geightors spin this? Fulmer Cup my ass, there needs to be an Herban Trophy.

  2. 2007 May 29

    Meyer has passed Fulmer for crime. Swindle, I would suspect he will give some points.

    I think he is “disappointed” in Meyer’s clueless/classless approach to discipline

  3. 2007 May 29

    hmmm…should I pay some parking tickets? Or…I could just get charged with a felony. Yeah…the felony sounds good.

    …and holy GOD how much time and effort did the kid put in to actually getting that damn boot off his ride? I mean, how in hell do you even DO that?!?

  4. 2007 May 29
    Tyrone Prothro's Floppy Get-A-Way Stick permalink

    Swami and Co. have their trigger fingers greased and ready to ban. Please do not attempt to disrupt the circle jerk that is gatorbait.

  5. 2007 May 29

    JDGator is the pivot man at GatorBate

  6. 2007 May 29

    I’m all for renaming the Fulmer Cup to the Herban Trophy or Meyer Medal. This is friggin retarded, GOSH!!

  7. 2007 May 30
    SeminoleUprising permalink

    Somewhere Chris Rix is smiling.

  8. 2007 May 30

    Rix is not smiling, he is wondering why his parking ticket hit the national media the day after and this one was covered up for a week.

    Herban has got you covered. Obviously the fixer and the rainman were right on top of things.

  9. 2007 May 30

    The Canes are on top of this thing!

    http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?S=13&F=2927&T=361551&STO=pagestart

  10. 2007 May 30

    That list is impressive. As anticipated, the EDSBS spin, felony arrests in Gunsville are graded on a bell curve

    Orson?

  11. 2007 May 30

    Jai that portfolio the Canes put together is actually more skillfully constructed than the old:
    http://mb.jaguars.com/Topic9133-9-1.aspx#bm9188

    Don’t you think? The Florida gators have moved into the number three position for the Fulmer Cup. They are definitely in striking distance now. Nobody can stop them now. Frankenstein has busted out of the castle!

    Hats off to Cane researchers on this one.

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