Athlon Fluffs Florida at #6

Repeating as national champions could be a tall order for the Gators if the coaching staff can’t shore up a defense that has been depleted by graduation and early defections to the NFL. Among those who need to be replaced are the top two tacklers — linebackers Brandon Siler and Earl Everett — along with backs Ryan Smith and Reggie Nelson, who combined for 14 interceptions in 2006, and big-play end Jarvis Moss. Let’s not forget that the loss of Medicinal Marijuana Marcus Thomas should be mentioned as well. [Athlon]

(Coach keeping da boyz happy)

The good news in Gainesville Gunsville (there has been very little thus far) is that The Bow is back to run WVU’s Rich Rodriguez’s Spread Option. Whoa, WTF did I just say? Rich Rodriguez? Why yes I did. Coach Rod taught the scheme to little Herbie many years ago but Herban doesn’t like that little bit of information to get public. Anyway, we should start up an office pool that picks the date that The Bow gets knocked out…

(Coach helping out with the potent herbal “Gatorade” crop)

Either way, we know that Meyer has to be happy that Chris Leak is gone and he get back to the business of killing his quarterbacks through running the option in the SEC.

(Timmy w/890 SAT Score models the new Nike Gator Practice Uniforms)

Speaking of Coach Meyer please go to this link and vote for Coach Meyer, he needs your support [AOL] in this unique vote to honor the best of the best or in Gator terms : top 1% of the top 1%

(Check this rare shot of a fully mature Bull Gator!!!)

Herban Meyer’s biggest challenge is not replacing 9 of 11 defensive starters. But trying to find ways to keep his “top 1% of the top 1%” out of the hoosegow. Check this:

The art of running a clean program is to create an atmosphere where players don’t want to chance getting in trouble with the coaches. Is that happening at UF? Let’s see:

1. Marcus ‘Puff’ Thomas – multiple drug test failures, pot and GHB. Gate fans tried to convince us all it was from the same test… then the truth came out, near the end of the season.

2. After Jarvis ‘Puffy’ Moss jumped up and salvaged the croc’s season against the cocks, it was revealed he to also failed a drug test during the summer. What game did he miss? The showdown between top ranked uf versus division II weakling western carolina.

3. Riley Cooper smashed a windshield, welcome the perfect gater.

4. The star of the 2006 recruiting class is a guy (Percey Harvin) who was banned from Virginia sports, why? because he slugged a ref and had been involved in numerous brawls.

5. 7-Man shower Self shooting gun incident, gate players had a $60,000 SUV loaded with improperly registered AK’s and other machine guns… and they were all drunk while shooting at apartment windows for fun. Of course initially nobody took the blame and they all said they were in the shower, that the gun must have shot itself…

6. Dallas Bike Stealer, steals a bike, but when cops questioned him, Dallas said, heck man, I just thought the bike was “abandoned”.

7. Baby Momma Slappin AA.

8. Nate Boathang gets into a heated arguement with some chick, a knife fight breaks out, Nate Dogg ends up bloodied on the floor, luckily he was still alive.

9. At Da Club, Ronnie “The Rifleman” Wilson slaps some guy, then spits on him, then ends it by shooting at him, luckily police actually stepped in one time before he killed that guy.

10. Dusty Rhodes Doe, pummels some dude in a Alaucha County vs. Pasco County gang fight(Reds vs. Crips style).

11. Chris Rainey and other recruits brag about how many gifts and wads of cash they are getting from Gator Alumni/Boosters… Cash, Jewelry, and throwback jerseys. But he was just joking. Ha Ha Ha.

Yep, he’s really run a clean program since coming onto campus and preaching the Top 1% of the Top 1%. We already know Doc Holiday is a cheating mule, Clean program, that’s a freakin joke. gater fans should be embarrassed by this team.

Urban “Herban” Meyer will no doubt be ridiculed for his decision to let his players play the game, great men often are, but true fans recognized the service he has given to his school and his team. We should all learn from Meyer’s shining example and show our appreciation and love for the Gator Nation. Next time you run into a Gator player make sure to buy him a drink or a joint or an assault rifle or heck why not buy all three? Just tell that Gator not to worry about that drive home, Coach has him covered.

Herban Meyer, please show some balls and discipline this century’s edition of Barry Switzer’s Oklahoma Sooners.