For some reason AirTran doesn’t want to Mike Vick to be a spokesman. [ESPN] “Among Vick’s other publicity problems, he was sued by a woman who claimed he gave her herpes” (Pic by Ty Shock)
Get your Ron Mexico Dogfighting T-Shirts here [Ron Mexico]
here is the back of the shirt:
Despicable dogfighting aside it must suck to be a recognizable pro athlete when you can’t even have a 1-night stand without being sued by a gold digger. He’s the worst spokesman I’ve ever heard. Sounds like he’s stoned and drunk. You of all people should know that we live in a dog-eat-dog world.
All of this starts with weed the BAM! it goes to dogfighting. It’s like they could open the next door and there would be a Laotian sweatshop. Next door, a tractor trailor load of stolen power tools.
All though they won’t talk about it out loud, there are millions of black people everywhere thinking, “damn, Mike…. WTF!?!?! You’re killin’ us, man!!!”. There’s also millions of dumbass white folks thinking, “see, that’s what black people do. Black guys can’t be quarterbacks.”.
Vick has the talent to “Jordan” the world if he knew how, but he doesn’t. The 1st thing any athlete should do is dump their stupid friends and family. The same applies for any man getting married. Dumb friends get you in trouble. Then again, so does toting a weed water bottle in an airport, flicking off hometown fans, and raising pitbulls and injecting them with steroids.
Thanks, Mike. Us Falcons fans have to deal with you for many more years to come. You better cure cancer.
Nike will be dropping him within the next week. Book it.