Comments on: The SEC Network: It’s FANNNNN-TASTIC! http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/06/04/the-sec-network-its-fannnnn-tastic/ Losers With Socks: SEC Speed Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:58:11 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Ed Orgeron's Nipple Ring http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/06/04/the-sec-network-its-fannnnn-tastic/#comment-24638 Ed Orgeron's Nipple Ring Wed, 06 Jun 2007 23:27:16 +0000 http://loserwithsocks.wordpress.com/2007/06/04/the-sec-network-its-fannnnn-tastic/#comment-24638 Let's face facts, if my mascotless team played in the Big East, we would be playing in a BCS Bowl every year Let’s face facts, if my mascotless team played in the Big East, we would be playing in a BCS Bowl every year

]]> By: jonkoncak http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/06/04/the-sec-network-its-fannnnn-tastic/#comment-24534 jonkoncak Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:22:55 +0000 http://loserwithsocks.wordpress.com/2007/06/04/the-sec-network-its-fannnnn-tastic/#comment-24534 I see there were a couple of other shows on the SEC network not mentioned. Cooking with Coach Fulmer- He's always baking either cookies, cakes, or brownines. Which is fine, but he's usually eaten all of the batter before the oven has preheated. The best part is when he has a guest host and tempts them with the batter and drops the "Rocky Top!!" sych line. It goes like this, Coach Fulmer- "Hey, Coach Richt, would you like to try the chocolate chip cookie dough before we bake the cookies?" - Coach Fulmer gestures Coach Richt toward the bowl. Coach Richt- "Sure, Phil, I'd love some." Coach Fulmer- "Here just try some of...... ROCKY TOP!!!" Live audience sings "rocky top" as Coach Fulmer eats all of the cookie dough. Coach Fulmer- "That's all the time we have today. We'll see you at lunch time!!" Delusion- The other show not mentioned is an ACC/SEC joint production called "Delusion" which tackles the issues of Clemson and South Carolina fans. Both fan bases hate each other, but they share a common bond that each of their respective teams will win the national title the upcoming season. The hiliarity ensues when they start calling the other fan base a bunch of rednecks and/or taters. It's must see TV. Golfing with Steve- This show is boring as hell. You'd think you'd get a bunch of good sound bites with a Steve Spurrier show, but he never acknowledges that a camera is even there. All he does is play golf and that's it. It's very obvious Coach doesn't want the show at all, but it's part of the free Augusta National membership deal. Put it this way, the highlight of the season was when he pee'd into the woods. I see there were a couple of other shows on the SEC network not mentioned.

Cooking with Coach Fulmer-
He’s always baking either cookies, cakes, or brownines. Which is fine, but he’s usually eaten all of the batter before the oven has preheated. The best part is when he has a guest host and tempts them with the batter and drops the “Rocky Top!!” sych line. It goes like this,

Coach Fulmer- “Hey, Coach Richt, would you like to try the chocolate chip cookie dough before we bake the cookies?”

- Coach Fulmer gestures Coach Richt toward the bowl.

Coach Richt- “Sure, Phil, I’d love some.”

Coach Fulmer- “Here just try some of…… ROCKY TOP!!!”

Live audience sings “rocky top” as Coach Fulmer eats all of the cookie dough.

Coach Fulmer- “That’s all the time we have today. We’ll see you at lunch time!!”

Delusion-
The other show not mentioned is an ACC/SEC joint production called “Delusion” which tackles the issues of Clemson and South Carolina fans. Both fan bases hate each other, but they share a common bond that each of their respective teams will win the national title the upcoming season. The hiliarity ensues when they start calling the other fan base a bunch of rednecks and/or taters. It’s must see TV.

Golfing with Steve-
This show is boring as hell. You’d think you’d get a bunch of good sound bites with a Steve Spurrier show, but he never acknowledges that a camera is even there. All he does is play golf and that’s it. It’s very obvious Coach doesn’t want the show at all, but it’s part of the free Augusta National membership deal. Put it this way, the highlight of the season was when he pee’d into the woods.

]]> By: extrapolater http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/06/04/the-sec-network-its-fannnnn-tastic/#comment-24197 extrapolater Wed, 06 Jun 2007 00:20:32 +0000 http://loserwithsocks.wordpress.com/2007/06/04/the-sec-network-its-fannnnn-tastic/#comment-24197 Oh, that's a good one. Oh, that’s a good one.

]]> By: Akon http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/06/04/the-sec-network-its-fannnnn-tastic/#comment-24196 Akon Wed, 06 Jun 2007 00:19:26 +0000 http://loserwithsocks.wordpress.com/2007/06/04/the-sec-network-its-fannnnn-tastic/#comment-24196 You forgot their one program in primetime: "Are you Smarter than a Third Grader?", where SEC recruits try to match their knowledge against some of the smartest third graders in the South. You forgot their one program in primetime: “Are you Smarter than a Third Grader?”, where SEC recruits try to match their knowledge against some of the smartest third graders in the South.

]]> By: Top Posts « WordPress.com http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/06/04/the-sec-network-its-fannnnn-tastic/#comment-24191 Top Posts « WordPress.com Tue, 05 Jun 2007 23:58:32 +0000 http://loserwithsocks.wordpress.com/2007/06/04/the-sec-network-its-fannnnn-tastic/#comment-24191 [...] The SEC Network: It’s FANNNNN-TASTIC! By now you may have heard about the ongoing talks to bring the SEC network to cable television in the near future (hat […] [...] [...] The SEC Network: It’s FANNNNN-TASTIC! By now you may have heard about the ongoing talks to bring the SEC network to cable television in the near future (hat […] [...]

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