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Part I: If Lebron’s not enough…

Alright, NBA finals, huh? That’ll get ya jacked up. Cleveland vs. San Antonio. The outline to this dull, yet surprisingly appealing NBA finals is simple. And the outcome filters around whether Lebron James plays comparable to his magical series against Detroit, or if he is just “good”. Because sorry Lebron, “good” is gonna get you [...]

A Spreadsheet Compilation of Preseason Rankings

[LSUFootball.net] Lists all of the preseason fluff magazines top 25 rankings. It appears to be in the typical excel format preferred by NAMBLA members. [Houndstooth Apartments] Courtesy of the 155th Brigade Combat Team S-2 (Intell) section. The newest public housing in the Ghetto known as Tuscaloosa. We think the Sarah Jessica John Parker Wilson lives [...]

David Cutcliffe Returns to Oxford?

In a stunning display of offense not seen since the David Cutcliffe era , Ole Miss scored 21 points last night. Delusional Ole Miss fans will take exception to the Cutcliffe comparison, but really fellas, Orgeron is one fucked up dude. This offensive output is a remarkable achievement for a school without a mascot and [...]

The Cat’s Meow All American Teams

Phil Steele’s All-Americans!! Thank God that Cal’s DeSean Jackson made it. He runs the 40 in 3.9 seconds (pictured above). Adarius Bowman? Urinalysis please. Oklahoma State is not Gunsville, Adarius. Where the fuck is Tim Tebow????  Jon Koncak pointed out yesterday that the universe will split for omitting Tebow’s name from any list. 1st Team [...]

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