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David Cutcliffe Returns to Oxford?

In a stunning display of offense not seen since the David Cutcliffe era , Ole Miss scored 21 points last night. Delusional Ole Miss fans will take exception to the Cutcliffe comparison, but really fellas, Orgeron is one fucked up dude. This offensive output is a remarkable achievement for a school without a mascot and finished dead last in almost every SEC offensive category.

(my most favorite picture of O. He appears to be reenacting the moment in Miami when he earned his first restraining order. Everybody duck!!!)

The School without a mascot won their Baseball regional beating Sam Houston State 21-13 [OleMissnews]. Sports By Brooks [SBB]theorizes that Coach Bat Shit Crazy Ed Orgeron ” might want to look toward home plate to get some scoring power for his offense – as soon as he finishes his fence around Memphis.”

We think that former Tennessee QB Brent Schaffer and now Ole Miss QB, who is known for his talents wielding a baseball bat [Brent's louisville slugger], either played in the game or is now coaching the school without a mascot.

4 comments on “David Cutcliffe Returns to Oxford?

  1. Oh what have I done? 7 damn games is all O has won in 2 seasons. David Cutcliffe won 7 games or more in five of his six seasons in Oxford. Please forgive me

  2. Funny stuff. When I was at the baseball game one of my buddies said that the final would look like a football score, I didn’t think the baseball team would actually outscore the football team though.

    GOOOOO MASCOTLESS!

  3. Fuck all of you Haters. My team will score 24 points at least once this year.

    My hope and prayer is that someday that a internet geek will create an application that will mimic my “angry voice” so that others can act like an idiot too

  4. O, you will score 24 points vs. Northwestern State and maybe Mississippi State, that’s it.

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