Guns and violence are a way of life here in Alabama.  They were used by Mal Moore to secure the services of a famous coach.  This famous coach on more than one occasion told the media that he did not want the Alabama Head Coaching position.  But then suddenly the famous coach changed his mind (GHB a colorless, odorless and may be tasteless. Usually it is slipped into a person’s drink..)

An 11-year-old Bammer boy made headlines across the globe when he felled a giant hog on a hunting reserve. Photos swept the Internet, and Jamison Stone’s trophy was dubbed Monster Pig and Hogzilla II (the original Hogzilla, killed in Georgia in 1994, weighed about 1,000 pounds).  Bacon yield estimates surmised that the pig could feed the entire Tuscaloosa Ghetto for 3 months. [Newsweek] The hog was very real and very big, but it wasn’t feral, as the hunter originally believed.

I think it’s likely that neither Dad nor Son knew the pig was domesticated. Still, it was a game reserve. It’s like taking Junior to a whorehouse so he can learn how to score with women. All he’d learn in either situation is that he can succeed when the odds are already stacked in his favor.

Your father took you hunting to teach you lessons about life. What have you learned from the experience?
Well, I know how to stick with what I’m doing. You know, to, when it gets hard to stick with it, stay strong. If it’s right, don’t back down.

That’s right, kid. Defend your right to hunt large enclosed animals with high-powered firearms. It’s the right thing to do. Stick to your guns (ha ha)
I wish the interviewer had played a bit more hardball. I would have liked to see Jamison (what a name) or his dad say something about how long it took to kill Mr. Pig, and how many shots it took before Jamison finally hit something vital.

Drum Roll…….. favorite quote from Dad:

“He’s getting to be a teenager…”

And apparently dad is a wizard at Bammer math! We got 12 bitches! Look at the Groom’s shirt in the wedding photo (I seriously doubt he means 12 in the britches).