With all the hubub surrounding Crompton’s (for now) unwitting appearance in an ad for the doctor who repaired his shoulder, we here at LWS thought, “Why not have a fark-off to see what else he could be a great pitchman for” Yours truly whispered it to  outermonvolia.com’s resident farkoisseur, Couldbefostersdad, who came up with these dandies (double-click, por favor) these dandies…     If you’d like to send us your own Crompton fark, email us at loserwithsocks@gmail.com. No cash prizes, but you’ll be generating yuks all the way from here to Western North Carolina. And there, the jocularity comes to a sudden, screeching halt.