Bammer QB Jimmy Barnes, citing a loss of his dignity and early menopaual hot flashes, has quit the Bammer Team [Miami Herald]. That is just fine with Nick Saban. He doesn’t have time to change the blood soaked maxi pads of players that do not have good hair or the appreciation of what it takes for a man like Saban to maintain his feathered angel wing bangs (Vidal Sassoon). Saban pictured below, blisters a Bama player’s ass in public.
Barnes, who was recruited by former coach Mike Shula, hurt his knee during practice on Dec. 2, about a month before Saban’s hiring.
“I don’t know Jimmy very well,” Saban said. “Because he hurt his cooter, he really didn’t fully participate in spring practice and he wasn’t able to fully participate in our offseason program. I feel like we didn’t have a full body of work to make an evaluation. I just don’t think that Jimmy possesses a penis or a ballsack or nutsack for the barners. I think that this clears up the question about whether Jimmy was a Tranny or not. I hope Jimmy transers to LSU with that pussy (Les Miles) that replaced me. Good fucking riddance.”
[...] Immediately, I wondered if a Barner was behind this. Or is this just one more weird twist in the bitter and one-sided {fear the thumb} Auburn and Bama rivalry? Or did the trees obscure the view of Bryant-Denny Stadium from The Legends? Will the tree murders allow Legends [legends homepage] occupants a clear field of fire to pour urine and spit on opposing fans as they walk to Bryant-Denny? Or did the Jimmy Barnes family retaliate against Bammer over Nick Saban’s verbal abuse and “loss of his dignity” [Barnes]. [...]