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Professional Beach Volleyball is baffling June 16, 2007

Posted by Jai Eugene in Beach Volleyball, LSU, Tuna.
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You’re baffled as to how professional beach volleyball has become the nation’s fastest-growing spectator sport.

You don’t know the rules. You don’t know the players (although chances are you have come across Olympic champions Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh in a commercial or two). [thestate.com]

Of course you don’t if you read the article. The article has a photo with a guy! So yes everyone’s confused as to how beach volleyball is getting so popular. The author should show the chicks in their tight clothing and then people will understand. It’s one of the few beach activities where you’re actually allowed to stare at women’s butts in minuscule shorts. How can you not love a sport where women slap each other’s half-exposed buttocks?

If ever caught on a computer where “SAFE SEARCH” is “ON”… but in desparate need of some monkey spanking material….. a Google Image Search for “Women’s Beach Volleyball” is a pretty solid bet.

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1. jonkoncak - June 16, 2007

Did the google. Now I know where you got that “Brazil” bikini-bottom pic from. I really hope the WNBA doesn’t try out similar uniforms in an attempt to gain attention.

2. cuzoogle - June 16, 2007

okay you got me hooked, wow

3. cincinnatibowtie - June 16, 2007

Thank you Jai. I LOVE womens beach volleyball. Tall, athletic, tan women with incredible legs and fantastic stamina… NIIIIICE!

4. Jai Eugene - June 16, 2007

And limber too!!

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6. exwiscosteel - June 17, 2007

No hip skinny ass chicks, these are NOT good butts

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8. Steven G. Atkinson - June 17, 2007

This past week a lot of places I looked were complaining about swimmer Amanda Beard doing Playboy and how it’s bad for women athletes.

No one ever mentions Beach Volleyball and all of the players while they are playing are wearing smaller suits than many of the pictures of the girls in Maxim.

9. Doug Wright - June 17, 2007

Thought you might enjoy this

10. Jason - June 25, 2007

Yeah, not a big mystery to me, either. :-)

More photos here, if anyone is interested: http://www.fatspike.com

11. Jai Eugene - June 25, 2007

Nice Link Jason

12. JP - June 28, 2007

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Your operatic grasshopper,

John Merrick

13. mike - August 13, 2007

hello ı want meet somebody ” ı m male “

14. LUVIIDUVII666 - September 27, 2007

this is retaredd!!! its a sport!! not something for guys to stare out these girls are ammzing and its degradding tht uu ppl can be so stupid and ignorant to disregard their traingin and hard works oo u can stare at their asses!!!! how can do tht???

15. billy - October 6, 2007

y do u guys look at there asses thats stupid my sis is in volleyball and if i see anyone looking at her ass i would kill them volleyball is a sport not porn if u guys want porn look it up u fags.

16. jay - October 11, 2007

billy, your sisters ass is awesome by the way. Thanks for bringing it up!

17. fuck all dirty dishes - November 8, 2007

I wanna fuck them

18. raul - November 11, 2007

aaaaahhhhh I love them, and your sister too Billy

19. david - November 13, 2007

I want a woman to have sex with her.

20. POOPSTER - November 14, 2007

fuck me please, im still a virgin!!

21. KAYLEB - November 28, 2007

BEACH SEX BABY!!!

22. hassan - January 10, 2008

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

23. John - February 17, 2008

I like beach volleyball myself. Not because of the small tight fitting suits the gals wear, but because it is fun. All I have to say is that they wear them suits because there light and have freedom of movement. I am a guy OBVIOUSLY, and I play beach volleyball quite frequently in the summer months. Myself I wear a speedo swimsuit when I play. It helps wearing something small to help you to move better.

24. Jack Crevol - April 23, 2008

I would do her, plain and simple