Professional Beach Volleyball is baffling

2007 June 16
by Jai Eugene

You’re baffled as to how professional beach volleyball has become the nation’s fastest-growing spectator sport.

You don’t know the rules. You don’t know the players (although chances are you have come across Olympic champions Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh in a commercial or two). [thestate.com]

Of course you don’t if you read the article. The article has a photo with a guy! So yes everyone’s confused as to how beach volleyball is getting so popular. The author should show the chicks in their tight clothing and then people will understand. It’s one of the few beach activities where you’re actually allowed to stare at women’s butts in minuscule shorts. How can you not love a sport where women slap each other’s half-exposed buttocks?

If ever caught on a computer where “SAFE SEARCH” is “ON”… but in desparate need of some monkey spanking material….. a Google Image Search for “Women’s Beach Volleyball” is a pretty solid bet.

29 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 June 16

    Did the google. Now I know where you got that “Brazil” bikini-bottom pic from. I really hope the WNBA doesn’t try out similar uniforms in an attempt to gain attention.

  2. 2007 June 16

    okay you got me hooked, wow

  3. 2007 June 16
    cincinnatibowtie permalink

    Thank you Jai. I LOVE womens beach volleyball. Tall, athletic, tan women with incredible legs and fantastic stamina… NIIIIICE!

  4. 2007 June 16

    And limber too!!

  5. 2007 June 17
    exwiscosteel permalink

    No hip skinny ass chicks, these are NOT good butts

  6. 2007 June 17

    This past week a lot of places I looked were complaining about swimmer Amanda Beard doing Playboy and how it’s bad for women athletes.

    No one ever mentions Beach Volleyball and all of the players while they are playing are wearing smaller suits than many of the pictures of the girls in Maxim.

  7. 2007 June 17

    Thought you might enjoy this

  8. 2007 June 25

    Yeah, not a big mystery to me, either. :-)

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  9. 2007 June 25

    Nice Link Jason

  10. 2007 June 28

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    They Are Out There Working, Molding, Greatness And Bookend Relationships On The Field That They Are Good On In Thy Life Of Rights And Greatness…

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    How About “Peaking” IT with Holly Boy’s?

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  11. 2007 August 13
    mike permalink

    hello ı want meet somebody ” ı m male “

  12. 2007 September 27
    LUVIIDUVII666 permalink

    this is retaredd!!! its a sport!! not something for guys to stare out these girls are ammzing and its degradding tht uu ppl can be so stupid and ignorant to disregard their traingin and hard works oo u can stare at their asses!!!! how can do tht???

  13. 2007 October 6
    billy permalink

    y do u guys look at there asses thats stupid my sis is in volleyball and if i see anyone looking at her ass i would kill them volleyball is a sport not porn if u guys want porn look it up u fags.

  14. 2007 October 11
    jay permalink

    billy, your sisters ass is awesome by the way. Thanks for bringing it up!

  15. 2007 November 8
    fuck all dirty dishes permalink

    I wanna fuck them

  16. 2007 November 11
    raul permalink

    aaaaahhhhh I love them, and your sister too Billy

  17. 2007 November 13

    I want a woman to have sex with her.

  18. 2007 November 14
    POOPSTER permalink

    fuck me please, im still a virgin!!

  19. 2007 November 28
    KAYLEB permalink

    BEACH SEX BABY!!!

  20. 2008 January 10
    hassan permalink

    gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

  21. 2008 February 17
    John permalink

    I like beach volleyball myself. Not because of the small tight fitting suits the gals wear, but because it is fun. All I have to say is that they wear them suits because there light and have freedom of movement. I am a guy OBVIOUSLY, and I play beach volleyball quite frequently in the summer months. Myself I wear a speedo swimsuit when I play. It helps wearing something small to help you to move better.

  22. 2008 April 23
    Jack Crevol permalink

    I would do her, plain and simple

  23. 2008 July 6
    wayne dwops permalink

    omg walsh is a hottie

  24. 2008 July 6
    wayne dwops permalink

    i want to wreck her.. i would die happy if i could achieve that

  25. 2008 August 12
    Unhealthy Skeptic permalink

    If they made the women wear tank suits, the sport would be banned in 2012. The only thing that makes it newsworthy is the mandatory bikinis and the regulation that they can use, at most, 31 square inches of cloth.

    That’s how much of a non-sport beach volleyball is.

  26. 2008 August 14

    very prety

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