The Big East Conference Blows
I am writing a hasty blog on this. The world is really beginning to see that the Big East Conference is football for Pussies. The two biggest pussy schools are Louisville and WVU. I love the fact that this blogger takes the Big East’s fall back argument and shoves it right up their 225 pound pulling guard ass [Kermit the Blog]. Of course the delusional dipshits from the Big East are out in force:
I can already here the whining. “Uh, the Big East went undefeated (5-0) in bowl games last season and was the only conference to do so.” (A far better complaint would be: “Uh, dude. You’ve got eight teams tied at first.”)
BTW, when will they ever accept the fact that the Big East is a B-List BCS Conference? And only because all of the good teams (Miami BC and VT) that gave it a hint of respect left for a real Conference. Now ESPN the whore of Sports has a contract with the Big East and we are being force fed Thursday Night ESPN2 football.
I invite all who view this post to review our rants on the Big East. There are some excellent podcasts within this link from the original Big East hater: Colin Cowherd [LWS on the Big East]
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Big East only holds water in basketball. I didn’t even know that the Big East had football teams.
The fact that you called BC and Miami “good teams” kinda ruins your credibility here. Using Shcrutebag as a reference destroys it. Lately, BE teams have been beating who they played. Sod off.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Fuck you bitch! We have a BCS bid and there is nothing and your pussy-little cry-for-attention blog can do about it!
Cha-ching! The sound of Mike Tranghese cashing out ANOTHER easily earned BCS check! Life is good. The Big East champion gets as big a payday as any of the other BCS conferences and we ain’t gotta do shit to earn it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nothing you can do about it pussy little pissbaby! Maybe if you were actually somebody that mattered in this world people would care about your opinion and do something about it, but you are a nobody blogger with no power to stop us! Cha-ching! Ooops! Tranghese just cashed another check! Money that could be going to anopther BCS confernce is coming home to mthe BIG EAST! Too bad pissbaby!
I didn’t know retards can write blogs too.
Up yours Eugene. The Big East is getting bigger and better all the time. We will continue to keep our BCS bid and there’s nothing you or anyone else can do about it. I can’t believe Mom let you on the computer. Get a life, you little sissy boy.
LMAO!!!! Envy is eating this poor clown alive. The league is 2-1 in BCS bowl games since the Big East/ACC saga and one is over the “mighty SEC” in a defacto home game for Georgia and the SEC.
Choke on it, numbnuts. LOL!!!
Looks like the dial-up is working in WVU. Yep, today is an odd day so the lower half of the land of retards gets electricity.
Open this link and listen to the podcasts on WVU. http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/05/30/like-a-cold-sore-that-wont-go-away-wvu-is-athlons-5-team/
Fucking UGA should be sent to the CUSA for creating this WVU nonsense
Brock Landers…you dont know much about college football do you? Wow!
Good link Jai. The podcasts by Colin Cowherd are spot on. Even I know that the Big East is a blight on the sphincter of college football. The BCS bid should be taken away from them. They “backed in” to a BCS bid from the days that there were real or big boy football schools in the conference. It is absolutely criminal to grandfather WVU or Papa Johns U into a national championship scenario. Criminal.
BTW, Brock Landers is correct. I would bet that the average football fan can’t name all 7 or however many fucking shitbag teams there are in this pussy conference.
You fucking big east dickweeds need to go back into your cages
j- dub
I didn’t know that backwordsass country fucks could read blogs. Go Eers!!
Gai Eugene is a homo.
Three things that Gator fans and Vols fans can agree on – if it wasn’t for our football team, cops in Gainesville would be bored, ‘Ole Miss chicks are sluts and the Big Least is overrated like a Paris Hilton porno. I love how these guys come in here yelling and pissing all over themselves about how good their conference is. That’s hilarious — I live out here in L.A. and I’ve never had to have a conversation about the SEC being one of the best conferences in the universe with any of these Pac 10 ass cranks out here — because they know it. I don’t have to prove shit. Keep up with your marketing campaign Big Leasters — maybe one day you’ll get your trophy. Nah, you’ll never get a trophy. Your conference sucks. And its “Jai” dickbag. Fucking mongrels.
TKGB
This is like turning on a bug zapper
“Fucking UGA should be sent to the CUSA for creating this WVU nonsense.”
Does anyone really think that WVU beating UGA has perpetuated this “Big East is good” talk? We’re talking about of bunch of folks that burn couches to celebrate a victory and they play John Denver while doing it. There’s only a few analysts that think the Big East is worth an Atari 8600 and that’s Mark May, and, uh, no one else.
You think they would be beating their chests either way?
Let’s review the Big East’s stellar 2006/2007 5 and 0 bowl record:
_ UL beats Wake Forest in the most unattractive BCS bowl games to date. The worst Orange Bowl for as long anyone can remember. When Orange Bowl officials found out who they got for their premier game, a collective, “awww, shiiiaaatttt…” leaked from the board room.
- The cute Rutgers story of the year put them in the Texas Bowl against Big 12 (7-6) powerhouse, Kansas State. Rutgers, the Big East runner-up, wins 37 – 10. Aww. It’s their 1st ever bowl win in 137 seasons played. How cute.
- WVU, the big east #3, sneaks into the Gator Bowl and “destroys” GT 38-35. Ironically, that’s the same score they “destroyed” UGA with. “Destroy” is taught in WV public schools as a term to describe winning by any margin. WVU fans will not say that South Florida “destroyed” the mountaineers 24-19 in Morgantown, but, whatever.
- Now here’s where the big games start. Big East #4, South Florida, faces the juggernaut East Carolina from C-USA. This was a game for the ages with South Florida winning the Papa John’s Bowl 24-7. Papa John’s gave both conferences $100,000 worth of liquid garlic butter and those mini end tables used to keep the pizza box from being brushed into the cheese.
- Cincinnati (8-5), Big East #5, played the scrappy Western Michigan Broncos in Toronto in the International Bowl. I actually watched this whole game. I don’t know why, other than I must have been sick and the batteries on the remote must have been dead. Ironically, this was a good game. Kinda like how you can go to a high school football game and see a good game. Cincinnati came out to a 24-0 lead and eventually won the contest 27-24. Now that’s football.
So, the Big East’s 2006/7 bowl opponents were Wake Forest, GT, Kansas State, East Carolina, and Western Michigan. Wake Forest is the only team in the bunch to finish ranked in the top 30 with an 18 in the AP poll and 17 in the Coaches poll.
Why say all of that? I don’t know, really. Big East fans will never agree that their conference is inferior, so not only do I waste time watching Cincinnati in the International Bowl, but I wasted time reasearching Big East Bowl games to author a reply post on loserwithsocks.
You know how they have classifications in high school football? A, AA, AAA, AAAA, AAAAA? The Big East is AA. Every year a AA team will beat a AAAA or AAAAA team in football. They cheer and get all happy and say they can compete, but everyone knows they don’t have the depth or the ability to compete with the big boys every week. One game here and there? Sure, but WVU or UL isn’t escaping the SEC schedule with less than 3 losses during their best year.
I used to like WVU, but it’s tough to give them kudos now.
Good post Jon. I really can’t name all of the teams in the Big East. Is Pitt in the conference? If so, now we can understand Mark may’s affinity for the conference.
It has been written, that Rush Propst and his Hoover HS team could challenge for the Big East Crown.
Seize the moment!!! Go Bucs!!
Get a life Gai….go get your Mom off that street corner. Show up in Morgantown, on gameday spewing your sewage and see where it gets you. I’m glad you don’t have the nuts to say any of this to any WVU fans faces. Nut up and try it sometime.
Big East Conference (it’s worse than you think):
WVU
UL
Rutgers
South Florida (moved up to D1A in 2001 and joined the BE in 2005).
Cincinnati
Pitt
Syracuse
F’n UConn (moved up to D1A in 2000 and joined the BE in 2004).
Hoover High is paying Rush Propst more than UConn could pay him.
Wow, Jon — solid post. I have a buddy I drink beers with who went to Rutgers so I’m we’ll versed on Big E football — meaning I watched games with him until either the Gators (or another SEC team) played or til I became drunk and was became more interested in the females grazing at the sports pub. Anywho — solid post, dood. You. Fucking. Nailed. It.
Tkgb
And to think you 2 were sparring last week.
I always think about Pitt being destroyed (not the WVU destroyed, the real destroyed) by Herban Meyer’s gimmick offense manned by a bunch of white boys in the ‘05 Fiesta Bowl when I think of Big East football. How come none of the Big East haters bring this up? Their champion lost to a non-BCS (C-list) school that was being coached by a fucking stoner.
what the fuck is “Morgantown”?
Is that where they filmed that “The Hills Have Eyes” movie?
And since when did West Virginia have dial-up capabilities?
Destroyed like a “tattered windsock”? Google it
Just win baby! Go Big East.
Brad
How can they lose? Look at the schedules..the conference…it is pathetic
Let it be known; I have Dwight Schrute shunned the Big East.
Me and TKGB would probably be down like fo’ flat tires, but he still never told me what a “rocket surgeon” was that he referenced toward the end of paragraph #2 in comment #19.
http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/06/15/kirk-herbstreit-tongues-gators-balls/#comments
I also read that TKGB was a UF fan that supported Chris Leak. It makes a case that he may just know a little about football.
Jai goes down on guys ans the Big East.