How I met Tim Tebow and became just another Gator Cuckold
The entry below is off of a prominent Gator football board. This was so geigh that I felt obligated to to post it here. Of course, I was able to interpet what the Gator really meant. Think of it like Mayan hieroglyphics, undercovering the secret man-crushes of Gators as they offer their wives (or themselves) to Gator Athletes. Anyone remember this Gator offering his wife to Rex “Little Bitty Hands” Grossman? [Cuckold Gator]
This is the story of Steel Gator:
So I’m waiting for a seat at a restaurant on Friday night, it was one of those classy joints where they put your picture on the wall if you eat their big burger. And the waitress comes by and hangs up a picture. The guy in the picture is wearing an orange & blue shirt, so my friend says, “Hey, look, he’s a gator.” None of us got up to take a close look at the picture.
So another 5 minutes or so goes by, and the guy turns the corner and my wife says, “That guy in the picture, it’s Tim Tebow!” So I turn to see, and sure enough, here comes Tim Tebow right at me. At first I’m playing it cool, just watching from afar. But then I realize, how often do I get this chance, so I got up out of my chair and went and shook his hand and said, “It’s a pleasure to meet you. Great job!” and I gave him a pat on the back. I have not washed my hands, but I did touch myself in my Special/Sensitive Spot with the hand that touched Tebow!!
I then let him have sex with my wife and he made me pay for his burger.
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Cuckold is one of the best words in the english language. I just hope to God I’m never associated with it. Well maybe if it’s sexy Rexy but that’s about all.
Wow, i sure look good
More delusional blabber from the UT Faithful. Peyton Manning? You all named a fuckin’ street after him! He went 0-4 against UF and won 1 (count ‘em) SEC Championship in his 4 years at UT (that he backed into because UF lost to UGA for the first time in almost a decade that year).
And don’t try to say they did it because he’s a Super Bowl Champ. The street was named for him years ago. And besides, we’re talking about COLLEGE Football.
Yeah, but Gator Alumni and Fans are kooky because they have a conversation with a former QB at a bar. *yawn*
You have your head up your ass if you don’t see this mancrush. Fucking disgusting
Can’t spell Fluffer without UF
Can’t spell “Buttfuck” without “UT”.
Can’t spell “Buttfuck” without “UF”
Oh snap, LL! You just got served!
LL has some potential. He really seemed to enjoy the South Carolina Swagger has returned piece from last week. There is a bit of hope for him
The title of this website says it all LOSERS. That is exactly what UT is, a bunch of pansy losers. Mens sports are a joke. It’s a womens athletic school. The women basketball team gets more people in attendance than the men. PATHETIC.
It’s amazing how you go to Gator boards to find this stuff. Don’t you have your own Vol boards to go to? I guess they are all full of how fat Fulmer is and how many times they are going to lose to UF.
When was the last time your mens team (in any sport) won anything of importance?
Gator Boards provide huge targets
When was the last time your mens team (in any sport) won anything of importance?
When they beat Florida in BB last year?
“You Got Served” is a great movie! A masterpiece in modern cinema.
(kidding)
Thanks, Jai? (I guess)
I do have to say though, Jai, that was a good one.
LL, I am glad you picked up on my tone. You did set yourself up for that “you can’t spell buttfucker without UF” line though.
And to the rest of you Jort wearing, Natty Light Drinking, Mullet sporting, mota smoking, AK carrying, pencil dick pieces of white trash out there, STFU. In case you haven’t noticed, its very hard to find anything of slight interest in the sports world these days so just accept the fact that you are today’s target.
Tomorrow Saban will fuck up and everyone except IrishJihad will be laughing at the Bammers.
Wow…you took the original post…and jokes from the other two pages that other posters were making…and slapped it all together as if it was one post.
I can see why you run a blog and are not employed as a real journalist.
Uhh, yeah. I think I said that at the begiinning. Have you been smoking weed with the brandons? or just blowing tebow?
AMAZING comeback. You should start a blog that nobody reads…..wait a minute….
really? Nobody reads us? wait a minute….800k vistors must be an illusion.
Thanks fuktard for clearing that up. stupid geightors
Kiss the rings, bitch.
Envy is a wasted emotion, Tenn fan.
Great! Rings are available for you as well.
you might be the dumbest gator ever. I would bet that you are still smarter than Chris “I scored 8″ WonderLeak and Tebow (890 SAT).
Enjoy the ring talk. Remember the OU Sooners of the 80s? Florida is beginning to resemble those teams. Herban better figure out how to get his thugs under control soon
You need some perspective my dear boy.
Just because we aren’t having a “incident free” off season, doesn’t mean we are Miami.
…and you are also convicting people as guilty before the facts are in and before Urban has decided upon punishment.
did you need me to post all of the infractions? I can they are here. BTW, get your head out of your ass. OU was worse than Miami. I like Miami because they hate you too
Wow. Look at you all riled up! Not getting laid regularly? Post whatever you like, it’s your blog.
Also, no one asked if you liked Miami.
Is it our consecutive Top 2 recruiting classes, our 3 shiny new rings, our young coach who hates the NFL, or our superior speed that has your panties in a bunch?
what 3 rings? the coach who has no integrity? Think SMU
3 rings in 366 days my friend. You forget?
Coach with no integrity?
A) He hasn’t ruled on this summer’s shenanigans yet, so slow your roll there (it’s not even July 1st yet).
B) Until he makes a ridiculous statement like “I don’t care about curfew. If Janikowski can walk, he’s kicking for us” (FSU), don’t paint him as such.
Integrity= marcus thomas…Jarvis Moss…Dusty Doe..the list goes on and on
When you fucks get put on a bama like probation, we will see how much you like that pole smoker
Umm…we kicked Marcus Thomas off the team…what more do you want…Urban to slap Momma Thomas?
1.How many piss tests did he fail?
2. What games was he suspended for?
3. Don’t give me meyer had no control over the suspensions. meyer ultimately decides hwo plays and does not play
4. Jarvis Moss, thank God he was on the same suspension plan as Thomas against the Cocks
I should stop bitching about florida. It could have been wose. the NC could have been michigan or a BigEast team
Why are you so angry?
1. Two I think? I’m sure you cataloged it, lemme hear it.
2. So we’re the only school that suspends kids convienantly against D-II cupcakes?
3. I didn’t say that. Stop putting words in my mouth.
4. I thank God for Jarvis Moss darn near daily.
Sooooo…..keep searching for the magical argument where I renounce my allegiance to Florida and the BCS takes back our rings…cause you haven’t come up with it yet, bucko.
Cuckold
Nobody expcts you to renounce. Just saying that Meyer has 0 integrity. That is a fact
So giving Marcus Thomas a second chance after a fuckup is a BAD characteristic?
What if people did that to you when you were 18-22? Please step down from your rather high horse.
spin it Gator, spin it
My bad. Auburn is all that is right with college athletics.
Aren’t you guys due to be back on probation soon?
…and your stadium is named after this guy….
Dye went 99-39-4 at Auburn, but resigned in November 1992 during an NCAA investigation of charges that a former football player was paid for playing by coaches and boosters. The NCAA later placed Auburn’s football program on two years’ probation.
the fact that so much of your energy is invested in the florida gators leads me to believe that you are a closet gator fan. too ashamed to show your face to the family, too tempted to stop viewing your guilty pleasure. whack one more off would ya?
did you read the post? you gates are sickening