Bammer Game Day Attire Changes
[ Holy hell, look at those perfectly feathered angel-wing bangs. He is firmly in control ]
The Bammer Game Day attire will soon change [piedmont]. The clothing requirement will be considered as Formal or Go-to-Sunday-Services wear. Those dressed in Bammer casual wear or trailer park fashion will be turned away. All of the lil Bammers must be presentable for the ESPN man-love coverage/”story within the story” that will be coming on new coach Nick Saban. Saban, the Big City Feller can’t be won’t be embarrassed by the local yokels.
(Newspaper Hack reacts to the news that he must conform to Saban. Roll Tide Motherfucker!)
I think that we can attribute these new changes to Saban. You know, a hands-on and ”no detail is to small” kind of guy?
Here is the list of prohibited clothing:
• Tank tops or shirts with the sleeves cut out• Halter tops and cut-off t-shirts• Cut-off blue jean shorts• Jerseys worn into the stadium must be Nike
• Attire with vulgarity or obscene photographs
• Shoes must be worn at all times
“We are not asking for much. We just want Crimson Tide football games to be family oriented, and at this time, we don’t think that is the case” said one University official.
Nobody is really sure how these changes will affect Bammer weddings in the future [deepsouthsports]. Certainly the full impact will not truly be felt in the Tuscaloosa ghettos until Florida comes calling again.
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So does this shit apply just to Bammers? Will the Barn still be able to wear their click-click jerseys into Bryant-Denny-Tuberville stadium?
Under Armour is cool trendy and very hip. I think that Saban will allow it.
Everyone should go RIGHT NOW and buy stock in Payless Shoe Stores.
With that “everyone must wear shoes” rule, they’re gonna have a crazy run on Cugas, which should trend into a massive spike for all their 356 stores in Alllagodamnbama.
Freds and Dollar General Stores are the best down here
Hey, whatever floats your boat. Just so you know, hunting vests and meth aren’t allowed, so you’ll probably want to watch the game on CBS this year.
Holy fucking shit, a fucking journalist just posted a comment here.
Thanks, I won’t have to worry about the vests or meth, I don’t want to be better dressed and embarrass the local BAMMMMMMERRRRRRRRs!!!! Won’t be an issue
Don’t worry about embarrassing Alabama fans. You’ve already embarrassed us when you show up to the game with your three teeth and orange overalls. But I can see how all that meth has been fouling your thought process. You should really lay off that stuff – from what I read about labs around Lenoir City and Alcoa, it can really blow up in your face.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course.
A game at Bryant-Denny-Tuberville looks like the fallout after a meth lab blows up the Tuscaloosa trailer parks.
Logan Young said: Bammers can’t be embarrassed anymore…
WTF is wrong with you Hack? I gave you huge shout-out in the post…