Sweet Home Alabama Motherfucker Whoa Nelly

2007 July 1
by Jai Eugene

We ran this on LSU QB JaMarcus Russell back in January [Russell to Bama]. Who would have believed how visionary we were. Now AOL Fanhouse is running this story [JaMarcus is a Bammer].

What makes this only weirder/better is watching the Bammers spin giving Saban all the credit. LSU fans seemed a bit peeved that Saban is even associated with the program. Now the stoking of that sweet LSU/Bammer feud only gets better.

This must be what it feels like watching ass-poking incest go down…Bammer fans, run get the dictionary.  The only words you recognize are incest and ass-poking.   Fagloons…This is why I like German Scat Porn more than Bama Football.

That’s why it’s awfully surprising to see pictures of Russell on the eve of the draft wearing a giant, “iced out” elephant with a big crimson “BAMA BOY” around it. Pictures below.

from → Arkansas Razorbacks, BCS, Cajun, Corndogs, JaMarcus Russell, JoePa, Les Miles, Nelly, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, coon ass, gold chain, nick saban

3 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 July 1
    purpleheart permalink

    Is there anybody that didn’t know that Jamarcus was from Alabama? Bammers are excited. Good for them. They’re more excited for a spring game than they were for their 10-2 season under Shula. Of course, right now they’re undefeated.

  2. 2007 July 2
    TeBow's Cuckold permalink

    German Scat Porn > Bama Football = Gold

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