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Ranking the BCS Coaches


This is one of the most fucked up lists ever. The Sporting News continues its descent into WTF-ville with another WTF- list that inspires only one question from most who read it: WTF?

Tis a shame cuz back in the day, it was one of the better annuals put out every year. Now, it’s an online shadow of what it used to be…it’s a virtual caricature of what a great magazine it used to be.

As an example, look at coach 41 and 42. Anyone remember how the LSU-ND game turned out? Fucking Frank Beamer is 10-34 against Top 10 teams for crying out loud. If I was a Gator, thank God I am not, (the best part of any gator ran down their momma’s leg after daddy finished) I would have a case of the ass.

For Mack Brown to be ranked so high, and Urban Herban Meyer so low is a outrage. You put Mack Brown at Florida, they get worse. Put Urban Herban at Texas, they get a lot better (Marijuana is plentiful based on the proximity of Mexico). That is how you judge how great a coach is. And ranking Mark Richt at 23rd is a pure joke. What are these guys smoking? Some of the Florida Gator dope of choice….
Clearly not a lot of thought or science was put into this list. It is just a popularity contest. Why in the world would Jim Grobe make the top 10? Or even worse, Rich Rodriguez of WVU? What the fuck is wrong with the world?

( Thanks MacMckinnon for the list, you prick)

Ranking the BCS coaches by Dinehart of the Sporting News [link].

1. Pete Carroll, USC
2. Jim Tressell, Ohio State
3. Rich Rodriguez, West Virginia
4. Jim Grobe, Wake Forest
5. Bob Stoops, Oklahoma
6. Frank Beamer, VT
7. Nick Saban, Alabama
8. Steve Spurrier, South Carolina
9. Dennis Erickson, Arizona State
10. Mack Brown, Texas
11. Kirk Ferentz, Iowa
12. Urban Meyer, Florida
13. Tom O’Brien, N.C. State
14. Bibby Bowden, Florida State
15. Tommy Tuberville, Auburn
16. Lloyd Carr, Michigan
17. Mike Bellotti, Oregon
18. Joe “Pa” Paterno, Penn State
19. Butch Davis, North Carolina
20.Houston Nutt, Arkansas
21. Bill Calahan, Nebraska
22. Jeff Tedford, Cal
23. Mark Richt, Georgia
24. Jim Leavitt, South Florida
25. Mike Rilley, Oregon State
26. Mike Leach, Texas Tech
27. Steve Kragthorpe, Louisville
28. Ralph Friedgen, Maryland
29. Bobby Johnson, Vanderbilt
30. Chan Gailey, Georgia Tech
31. Phillip Fulmer, Tennessee
32. Joe Tiller, Purdue
33. Greg Schiango, Rutgers

34. Al Groh, Virginia
35. Mark Mangino, Kansas
36. Brian Kellu, Cincinnati
37. Dennis Franchione, Texas A&M
38. Dan Hawkins, Colorado
39. Bret Bielema, Wisconsin
40. Rich Brooks Kentucky
41. Les Miles, LSU
42. Charlie Weis, Notre Dame
43. Gary Pinkel, Missouri
44. Mark Dantonio, Michigan State
45. Dave Wannstedt, Pitt.
46. Terry Hoeppner, Indiana
47. Tommy Bowden, Clemson
48. Karl Dorrell, UCLA
49. Ron Zook, Illinois
50. Guy Morriss, Baylor
51. Mike Stoops, Arizona
52. Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State
53. Bill Doba, Washington State
54. Ty Willingham, Washington
55. Randy Edsall, UConn
56. Sylvester Croom, Mississippi State
57. Ron Prince, Kansas state
58. Tin Brewster, Minnesota
59. Ted Roof, Duke
60. Pat Fitzgerald, Northwestern
61. Jim Harbaugh, Stanford
62. Randy Shannon, Maimi
63. Ed Orgeron, Mississippi
64. Jeff Jagodzinki, Boston College
65. Greg Robinson, Syracuse
66. Gene Chizik, Iowa State.

10 comments on “Ranking the BCS Coaches

  1. I’m not sure what, if any words describe that picture or more to the point, that family situation. I weep for that kid’s future.

  2. Words escape me on that picture

  3. I would put Chizik ahead of The O, and Chizik hasn’t coached a game yet.

  4. n*gga pullleaze!

    What criteria was he using? Fucking harbaugh hasn’t even coached a I-A team yet.

    I’m psyched to see les miles ranked so low, I guess my tigers can keep going 11-2 each year whupping ass and out-recruiting Nutt, Saban, and Tuberville without much in the way of a payraise!

    And by the way, Dan Hawkins will always be the #1 coach of DIVISION I FOOTBALL, IT’S THE BIIIG TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELVEEEE!

  5. Speechless. Seeing Houston Nutt in front of Richt made me spray dite mountain dew from my nostrils all over my monitor.

    I think he picked his 2 top coaches and then played a twisted game of “mad libs” to come up with the rest of the list.

  6. I was just as confused and hurt

  7. We have a Ron Zook sighting. Fuck that guy.

  8. I think it says that he built somebody’s NC team?

  9. The only thing top 10 about Beamer is the thing on his neck.

  10. Loving the empty wine cooler bottle standing in the foreground.

    That speaks volumes for everything else in the picture.

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