The Standard from which all other schools are measured
Dressed only in a Tennessee Peyton Manning Home Jersey, a Indy Colts Super Bowl Champion cap and a pair of Oakley Thump Pro premium sunglass with a state-of-the-art MP3 player (playing Kenny Chesney) to create the ultimate masturbation experience. I spanked from the beginning to the end of the video below. Since the video is approximately 4 minutes, I was able to spank 3.9 times (3.9, Like a Cal Wide Receiver’s 40 time). During my recovery periods I came up with following thoughts:
Fulmer Cup and EDSBS? Suck my dick, wearing a blindfold and with no-hands…money shot fuckers
Big East Conference, Logan Young and Bammers? Suck my dick too
Ever notice how the vultures circle when a Vol gets in trouble? Ever notice how people with little dicks name a trophy after a coach? Ever notice that a program (w/ no tradition) looks north for affirmation (we affirm that you suck cock, gators, yes you do)? Or how a school in the ghetto continues to hire coaches looking for a win over a big orange pumpkin?
SO Fuck you Fulmer Cup, Spurrier, Meyer (you fucking no-integrity cheater), Saban (you got sweet hair), and most of all: fuck you Gator Nation (Remember what happened to SMU/OU/Canes?).
Vote here
Florida = Marrijuana/Guns/Assaults = Gator trifecta
Damn, I’m not UT fan and that still pumped me up
Seriously, this is a horrible posting. You guys are really dipping into the low-hanging fruit of the Vols’ fan pool now. Really, how many times do you have to say “Suck my dick!” in one posting. We get the hint, you don’t get many hummers. Listen, I’m a Gator fan but I post here sometimes — Jai, Pat and the boys are solid football fans and they all get it. But whoever this dickhole is needs to calm down a little – I mean, your team is still up against the wall – coming off of a 9-4 season while squeaking into the Top 25 at the end of the year — with a coach that has been criticized with not making it happen. And, there’s a lot of dust on top of your last title trophy from a major sport. And about this retarded video — you guys won the game — and this was the game that was postponed. You’re awfully cocky – we’ll see if we hear from you again this fall. And those sunglasses are the gayest glasses ever made. I bet you have spiky hair, an orange-from-the-bottle tan and wear wristbands when you go out to bars – i.e. – Douche … Bag. Yeah, there’s barley any ass daggers walking around in a Peyton jersey rocking a Colts cap. Fucking pozer.
Seriously, Orson at EDSBS is fairly impartial, and has owned up to the lack of institutional control at Florida — the fulmer cup just has a nice ring to it, and y’all had a lot of trouble a few years ago.
If you started an award for the program that gets away with the most violations without punishment and called it the Trojan-Tuberville trophy, I think most people would think it’s funny, but you’d piss off a few USC fans. It would probably piss off a few Auburn fans too, but they can’t read.
Yawn. Needs to be edited for interest. Hate’s fine but make it as interesting to read as the rest of this site.
This is very juvenile. Did a 14-year old come up with this post? Pathetic.
Naw this shit is funny. 5 & 6, I think this post hit close to home. Toughen up.
Nope, didn’t hit close to home at all. It appears to have been written by a middle-schooler which is a disgrace to the other posters on this site who write more thought-out, educated posts.
great news about brandon. he will be available for the tennessee game!! that’s all that matters.
There is a lot of hummer talk here. I got excited
This post is pure raw fucking power. Like my untackable, uncrackable Tebow’s thighs
Jai- Brandon James is also losing his scholarship for a semester and Ronnie Wilson has been suspended for the entire season. I wish James was suspended for the UT game. Wouldn’t bother me any. All it really means is that your punter will get the opportunity to trip him to save a TD again in this year’s game. However, you won’t have the home-cooking refs to call a faux block in the back penalty on another one of his returns. Shucks.
Or that faux roughing the passer call that cost the good guys a TD?
Fucking Touce’ Jai. With all the hundred dollar handshakes that James is surely getting from the Bullgators I doubt he will have any trouble funding his rigorous academic schedule of Indoor Cultivating 101 and Assualt Rifle Field Stripping 321.
Are you saying that the Bull Gators are awarding full scholarships?
I heard that the “kid with the keg”, got a Bull Gate Scholarship
I do believe that roughing the passer call was a make-up call, Jai.
make up call?
If my memory serves me correctly, for the non-call when Colquitt tripped James, thus preventing a TD. I think the roughing the passer call happened a play or two later. I could be mistaken, though.
I hated that game even though UF won. Mainly because UF dominated the Time of Possession, shut down Ainge (who was the nation’s top-rated passer at the time – only heard that about 192 times that week), shut down UT’s running game (-12 yards rushing total), forced turnovers, yet STILL because of a trick-play TD by UT and one missed call (the trip) and one horrible call (the block in the back where the UT defender fell on his back… hmmmm….) it was a close game. Just frustrating. That’s all. Sorry for the long run-on sentence.
it was -11 yards dick weed
dick weed…now we’re back on track.
Dammit! Sorry, Jai.
I needed that yard back.
OK, which sports social networking site?
Ballhype or be the ref sports
Hmmm…. not really familiar with either one. I’ll get back to you on that.
Have a great 4th, Everyone!
Spread option is a shit, still not convinced it will work in the SEC. You won the BCS ’ship on the back of your D. What’s the over/under on how many games till Tebow makes the appointment with Dr. James Andrews?
http://ballhype.com/
Does Dr Andrews work on sternums?