Got this an email. Some dude’s opinion of the coaches

UNTOUCHABLES
Five who can’t be fired
Frank Beamer, VT
Bobby Bowden, Florida State
Mack Brown, Texas (? Why)
Joe Paterno, Penn State
Jim Tressell, Ohio State

YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL
Five best 45 and younger
Bret Bielema, Wisconsin (36)
Urban Meyer, Florida (43)
Rich Rodriguez, West Virginia (44)
Greg Schiano, Rutgers (41)
Jeff Tedford, Cal (45)

METHUSALAS
Five best 60 and over
Frank Beamer, VT (60)
Dennis Erickson, ASU (60)
Ralph Friendgen, Maryland (60)
Steve Spurrier, South Carolina (62)
Joe Tiller, Purdue (64)

BEWARE OF COACH
Five most intimidating
Ralph Friedgen, Maryland
Al Groh, Virginia
Les Miles, LSU (?)
Nick Saban, Alabama
Mike Stoops, Arizona

CALL THE MORGUE
Five most laid-back
Rich Brooks, Kentucky
Sylvester Croom, MSU
Karl Dorrell, UCLA
Guy Morriss, Baylor
Ty Willingham, Washington

RODNEY DANGERFIELDS
Five most underrated
Jim Grobe, Wake Forest
Bobby Johnson, Vanderbilt
Brian Kelly, Cincinnati
Jim Leavitt, South Florida
Mike Riley, Oregon St.

HOT AIR
Five most overrated
Lloyd Carr. Michigan
Dennis Franchione, Texas A&M
Phillip Fulmer, Tennessee (Wow got one right)
Les Miles, LSU ( Make that two right)
Charlie Weis, Notre Dame ( where’s Mack Brown?)

SWEET TALKERS
Five best recruiters
Bobby Bowden, FSU
Mack Brown, Texas (Ha Ha. Texas recruits itself)
Pete Carroll, USC
Jim Tressell, The Ohio State
Ron Zook, Illinois (?)

DEEP THINKERS
Five best X-ing & O-ing
Mike Leach, Texas Tech
Tom O’Brien, NC State
Mark Richt, Georgia
Rich Rodriguez, West Virginia
Jeff Tedford, Cal (again, Chris Petersen not listed)