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Dan Patrick To Announce 3 New Additions To T.G.I. Friday’s Jack Daniel’s Grill.


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Ending over a week of rampant internet speculation, in a Losers With Socks exclusive, we can confirm that Dan Patrick’s “big announcement” will introduce sweeping changes to the T.G.I. Friday’s Jack Daniel’s Grill on his Thursday radio broadcast. It would be a homecoming of sorts, as Patrick had served as a company spokesman a few years ago.

Multiple sources are reporting that the expansion includes new dishes featuring chicken alfredo, roasted pork and smoked beef brisket. They’ll join an already potent lineup that includes Jack Daniel’s Flat Iron Steak and Jack Daniel’s Glazed Ribs.

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Final details are said to be being ironed out, such as whether or not to serve the roasted pork bone-in versus bone-out.

Patrick had been previously rumored to be doing everything from hosting his own self-syndicated radio show to being an analyst on ABC to replacing Bob Barker on “The Price Is Right.” Regarding the move to hosting the popular game show, a spokesman for Patrick said, “Please. Do you really think Dan Patrick would watch the Price Climber guy climb the mountain and say, “You can’t stop him. You can only try to contain him?”

One comment on “Dan Patrick To Announce 3 New Additions To T.G.I. Friday’s Jack Daniel’s Grill.

  1. Patrick rubbing barbecue sauce all over that kids head a few years ago, is one of the funniest commericals ever. It is a classic!

    How does he top that one?

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