Wang Yan makes a miraculous recovery after breaking her neck…off… July 5, 2007
Posted by dswinder in Beano Cook, ESPN, Rankings/Polls/BCS, satire.trackback
Chinese gymnast, Wang Yan, is making a miraculous recovery after last month’s fall that left her paralyzed…On June 10, 2007, Wang was performing on the uneven bars at the national titles in Shanghai; when she fell from the bars landing on her head, and breaking her neck…As you can see from the photo, it wasn’t a pretty sight…The gymnast’s head came clean off leaving her unable to move…
Wang, not one to let something like paralysis stop her, has made a miraculous recovery…It started with raising her arms and legs over her head, and now has extended all the way to floor exercises (see picture)…Wang, through an interpreter that guessed what she would say if she still had a mouth, told reporters that, “The fall was really painful, but I knew, even though I lost my head, that if that horseman could do it, so could I. I’m really just ready to get out there and show the world that you don’t need head to be successful, even though it helps. In addition, I would like to give my interpreter a raise.”
The story of Wang Yan is truly remarkable, and will make for the most intriguing Summer Olympics in history, when they come to Beijing in the Summer of 2008…Wang will get the chance that she so desperately desires to show her country, and the the world, that she’s back…
The preceding story is completely fabricated…Well, not completely…you can read for yourself here…
-DSW
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I think that could be the best picture I’ve ever seen on this site.
If she doesn’t make a complete recovery, I fully expect that Chinese Olympic officials will take her behind the hospital and drop a cap in her dome.
Brock that comment hurt
it is a very nice picture and a nice move too from her pray for a good luck for full recovery so we can see more of her.
remarkable young woman! Prayers are with her
I hope you make a full recovery. I will pray for you.
hi i enjoyed the read
omg! how could ur whole head come off? omg!!!! scaryyy……
Wait, this doesn’t make sense, how do you breathe, or see, or eat, or even hear?You can’t even move without a brain. This is a total joke!
fake it aint real everyone
she has got a head it is just bent back. if she did not have a head she would be in Heaven! when you have you head off you are alive for 10 seconds then you DIE!
Hayleigh, gymnast, and Olivia….
This shit is real. Look at the pic, she has no head.
I ENJOYED THE READ BUT IT IS MADE UP. DO YOU EXACYLY BELIVE THEM; AIMEE, DAN, MARIE, AHMAD AL-GHAMDI, boochiegilchrist . GOT A BRAIN! I AGREE WITH GYMNAST AND HAYLEIGH. IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! IT IS RIDICULOUS YOU COULD NOT BREATHE AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO BREATHE TO LIVE. SHE COULD NOT DRINK WATER EVERYONE NEEDS WATER TO LIVE. SHE CANNOT EAT SHE NEEDS TO EAT TO LIVE. SHE NEEDS TO SEE TO WATCH WHERE TO GO IN GYMNASTICS. YOU COULD NOT HEAR. SHE WOULD NOT HAVE A BRAIN SHE WOULD NOT KNOW HOW TO DO GYMNASTICS MOVES.
ANYONE AGREE BECAUSE IF YOU DO NOT YOU ARE COMPLETLEY NUTS.
SHUT UP 3RD DOWN H- BACK. ITS NOT REAL COS IT IS JUST LIKE BENDING OR TIPPING MY HEAD BACK. UUR.
shut up 3rd down h-back. it is just like me tipping or bending my head back.
SHUT UP 3RD DOWN H- BACK. ITS NOT REAL COS IT IS JUST LIKE BENDING OR TIPPING MY HEAD BACK.
Olivia, thanks for telling people to “GOT A BRAIN!”
If it isn’t real then where is her neck? You can’t find it. This shit is as real as it gets.
stop swearing it is just bent back for the last time.