Frenchman and Housewife desperately tie the knot…
Well it’s official folks…Everyone’s favorite French, Spurs point guard, that won a Finals’ MVP, in 2007, tied the knot with, Desperate Housewife, Eva Longoria, this afternoon in oui oui Pari (Paris)…The two were hitched in a 45-minute civil ceremony attended by friends and family…A weekend long ceremony is set to ensue…and judging from this picture it’s gonna be wild…
Eva, a Mensa member, had this to say of here new marriage to Tony, “I don’t care what my friends say…He’s rich…So when my career goes to hell he will be there to support my shopping habit…Plus, he’s French, and I hear they make good fries.”
Tony was a bit more eloquent in his reasoning for marrying the B-List actress…said Tony, “She’s hot.”
My best wishes go out to the newlyweds, and if I were you Tony, I’d do the gardening myself…
-DSW
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I can’t believe this was news on ESPN. Athletes get married all the time and some even to celebs. I guess since Desperate Housewives is on ABC they have to pump it.
Personally as hot as she is I can’t stand the sight of her anymore.
I just saw this on ESPN:
http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/07/06/up-yours-espn/
unbelievable. Fucking Stu Scott and that eye, that lazy discolored uncaged eye
haha…Probably the biggest mystery is what is NOW?…read this the Debriefing column from yesterday…Scroll down to where MJD talks about it…It’s pretty hilarious…http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/07/06/the-debriefing-fists-full-of-schrutebucks-viii/
who gives a shit?
The family of networks…