If you ain’t sellin’ cars, don’t take a check…or your team former team will get screwed….

2007 July 12
by dswinder

News from ESPN.com leads me to believe that Bob-O Stoops is effin’ pissed…After last year’s scandal involving Sooners quarterback, Rhett Bomar, and O-lineman, J.D. Quinn (he’s probably not as gay as Brady), the NCAA has ruled that Oklahoma must give their eight wins from 2005 back…Damn Indian givers…The charge? “”Failure to monitor” the employment of players.” Maybe Allen Iverson and Bob Stoops should get together and form a, why I gotta be a damn babysitter, support group…

In addition to the games being “vacated” (come on ESPN, what ever happened to FORFEIT? Harold Reynolds would have said forfeit…guaranteed), the Sooners must also give up two scholarships for the ‘08-’09 and ‘09-’10 football seasons…Poor Stoops, now it’s gonna be really hard for him to justify that ridiculous paycheck…Not that it was even close to what Bomar was gettin’ paid…At least he’ll be able to take some solace in his great hair and fat wallet…

Bob Stoops

Even worse for Bob, his record now drops all the way to 78-19…You just can’t do that to a former Spurrier desciple…It’s just not right…The man is fragile after three years of working under the visored one…I ask you all to gather in prayer at a candlelight vigil to be held in support of Bob Stoops and in memory of Oklahoma’s 2005 football season…The service will be held tomorrow, June the 12th at Big Red Sports/Imports in Norman, Oklahoma…I hope to see you all there…

-DSW
Sons of Sam Malone

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