Check out this Murderers Row

2007 July 17
by Jai Eugene

Can this be anymore weird?  I got this in an email.  It is supposedly off of a WVU football board.   I think it leans towards the gay leather scene

M assacre Western Michigan!

O bliterate Marshall!

U nravel Maryland!

N euter East Carolina!

T errorize South Florida!

A sphyxiate Syracuse!

I ncinerate Mississippi State!

N umb Rutgers!

E viscerate Louisville!

E masculate Cincinnati!

R avage Connecticut!

S pay Pitt

6 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 July 17

    “A sphyxiate”?????

    They couldn’t come up with a better “a” than friggin’ asphyxiate?!?!

    (Annihilate, ambush….)

  2. 2007 July 17

    The idiot that sent me that, wants to write a weekly blog post defending the Big East..I think I will give a spin and see what happens

    Ass rape actually would have worked too

  3. 2007 July 17
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos permalink

    Incinerate Mississippi State. Wow, that rhymes. Rhyming is an upper-level educational attribute in WV.

    Please give that BE shitbird a weekly post to try to defend the Big East. I need some where to focus my anger in a constructive manner.

  4. 2007 July 17
    T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") permalink

    I unite with evil Vols fans in my hatred for the b e. I’ll be nice, initially. I want him to write at least a couple of posts before he tucks tail and bails.

  5. 2007 July 17

    You fellas need to treat this fella right. He knows what he is up against.

  6. 2007 July 17

    “The idiot that sent me that, wants to write a weekly blog post defending the Big East..I think I will give a spin and see what happens”

    Every time a bell rings a Big East pundit gets body checked into the plexiglass of reality. Please let this happen.

    Question: Is it possible for someone to piss blood as a direct result of literary verbal assault? I’m just looking out for you, Jai. There could be legal ramifications.

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