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10 Things every West Virginia fan…. July 19, 2007

Posted by Jai Eugene in BCS B-List, Big East Football, Corndogs, JoePa, SEC Football, West Virginia.
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.. must do this season.

10. Sept 1, 2007 8:00 AM put on underwear……. Jan 7, 2008 11:30 PM take off same underwear after the Eers get B-listed in the BCS cause the “experts” say that our schedule is weak. must …resist…dumb ….hillbilly owns one….pair of undewear joke…..but most Eers are are lactose intolerant so it is OK….

9. Friday Sept 28 strap a couch on top of car and drive south…. (fill up gas can with cheap gas in Wytheville, VA) If stopped by police just keep repeating…. this is BULL SHIT Go ahead and fly the bird at the Hillsville exit and mumble something about the Big East fans being Peckerwoods, assbags and kitten murderers . Laugh hysterically about C-USA rejects that are on the decline

8. Find at least one hot female Sweaty She-male Slut mountaineer fan (They are all over Morgantown) and ask “do you like Rod”; if the response is Marshall has two National Championships and how many do the Eers have? hope for the best, Laugh hysterically if she/he knows that WVU is the Chicago Cubs of the D-1 schools….

7. Post pictures on the BlueGoldNews Football Forum that depict that outside of their more functional uses in Morgantown, gerbils make great pets too

6. Catch the Pride’s pregame and sing Country Roads the newest Dixie Chick’s hit single, then “taste-test” a new can of raspberry flavored Astroglide and then bang a miniature Brian Brohm blow-up doll during postgame on a burning couch

5. text message this repeatedly to our twin heisman candidates, “we r grate pnks- bettr practis sayin ‘wood u lik 2 supr-siz that? lol :)”, will make it’s way to the Canton in the near future.

4. trade your sweet-ass NAMBLA  see-through mesh tank top for a gold #5 jersey (he’s off the shelves just as fast as on the field)

3. Keep your rosaries off of my ovaries! Keep your rosaries… what’s that? Go EERs!!!(preferably in a Heisman pose)

2. Write an open letter to a major online sports board that discusses whether “Rich Rodriguez” sounds like a euphemism for a man’s genitalia.

1. Write hatemail to Colin Cowherd for the being the biggest Big East Basher on the planet.  Call him a pussy and asked him to come to Morgantown and go through a couple of practices with the team. Dare him to line up as a tailback and show us just how weak the team and conference are.  Then offer be a Florence nightingale to provide TLC for the  walking wounded Eers.

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1. Brock Landers - July 16, 2007

Masturbate…..a lot.

2. Joel - July 19, 2007

Come on Jai. I thought we were gonna wait until Friday when the Eer’s come back with their “response”???

3. Jai Eugene - July 19, 2007

Angry can post his BS on friday. It is open season on Big East. They are goofier than florida fans

4. Taco Bell Soft Tacos - July 19, 2007

Colin Cowherd could rush for at least 1000 yards against WVU’s schedule.

5. Jai Eugene - July 19, 2007

He would shred WVU’s Defense

6. AngryEer - July 19, 2007

Do you SEC idiots believe everything that douche says? CC is a 4.9 40 guy at best

7. Tyrone Prothro's floppy get-a-way stick - July 19, 2007

Your right, 4.9 at best. That should be good for 1200 in the slow ass big east.

8. AngryEer - July 19, 2007

You know I’m right.

9. Joel - July 19, 2007

Especially against WVU’s vaunted 3-3-5 defense which doesn’t even work on NCAA 08…

10. AngryEer - July 19, 2007

I painted the Vols backporch red on NCAA 2008. Slaton and White had 400 yds rushing

11. kispoko - July 19, 2007

georgia thought the big east was slow, too……..

and sec fans thought georgia was fast.

clearly you simple fuckers aren’t set up to properly gauge shit, but it looks cute when you do all the same.

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13. AngryEer - July 20, 2007

I played yesterday as rutgers and won by 2 tds….in knoxville

14. GO EERS - July 23, 2007

Jai is gay

15. Jai Eugene - July 23, 2007

Classy #14

16. Thomas AKA A Non USC Fan In Columbia, SC - July 23, 2007

In West Virginia dialect, I think he was hitting on you…

17. Jai Eugene - July 23, 2007

I felt violated…thanks for helping me to ID that hot burning sensation on my crotch

18. GO EERS - July 24, 2007

Jai sure is brave on this blog. Why doesn’t his wimping little ass come up to Morgantown and spew his garbage?? Scared?? I’d be.

19. Jai Eugene - July 24, 2007

I would love to run at Tailback against the vaunted 3-3-5

20. GO EERS - July 24, 2007

You couldn’t make waterboy for Pop Warner.

21. ActuallyKnowsSomethingAboutFootball - July 24, 2007

Well, whoever came up with this crap site certainly got the “Losers” part right.

22. GO EERS - July 24, 2007

This clown is a loser and a coward….he has no balls.

23. Jai Eugene - July 25, 2007

Cowherd is right

24. GO EERS - July 25, 2007

Like I said…loser with no balls.

25. Thomas AKA A Non USC Fan In Columbia, SC - July 25, 2007

I find it interesting how people bash the owner of a blog and call him or her names and those same people don’t have the talent, knowledge or balls to start their own. It seems it would be best if they quit acting like a little bitch by complaining and start their own blog or at least find something better to do on the web.

Now I’m sure they will bash me now.

26. Gai Eugene - July 26, 2007

Thank you big fella. You rock my world like the Big East does.

27. Brian McCormack - August 10, 2007

This is blog entry is poorly written and amount to the digital form of writing insults on the bathroom wall. You should be ashamed for putting these thought on the Internet. I grant you the have the right to say this but the above rubbish reflect poorly on you.

Perhaps the best word to sum up this blog post is–Repulsive.

28. Rub my Rod Brian - August 10, 2007

Brian,I wish I could agree w/you. But your comment is so poorly written (Re-read your 1st sentence) that a translator is needed. A translator that speaks Yoda

29. Gai Eugene - August 14, 2007

Thanks big fella…I’l do better next time. Can I have your phone number big guy??