10 Things every West Virginia fan….
.. must do this season.
10. Sept 1, 2007 8:00 AM put on underwear……. Jan 7, 2008 11:30 PM take off same underwear after the Eers get B-listed in the BCS cause the “experts” say that our schedule is weak. must …resist…dumb ….hillbilly owns one….pair of undewear joke…..but most Eers are are lactose intolerant so it is OK….
9. Friday Sept 28 strap a couch on top of car and drive south…. (fill up gas can with cheap gas in Wytheville, VA) If stopped by police just keep repeating…. this is BULL SHIT Go ahead and fly the bird at the Hillsville exit and mumble something about the Big East fans being Peckerwoods, assbags and kitten murderers . Laugh hysterically about C-USA rejects that are on the decline
8. Find at least one hot female Sweaty She-male Slut mountaineer fan (They are all over Morgantown) and ask “do you like Rod”; if the response is Marshall has two National Championships and how many do the Eers have? hope for the best, Laugh hysterically if she/he knows that WVU is the Chicago Cubs of the D-1 schools….
7. Post pictures on the BlueGoldNews Football Forum that depict that outside of their more functional uses in Morgantown, gerbils make great pets too
6. Catch the Pride’s pregame and sing Country Roads the newest Dixie Chick’s hit single, then “taste-test” a new can of raspberry flavored Astroglide and then bang a miniature Brian Brohm blow-up doll during postgame on a burning couch
5. text message this repeatedly to our twin heisman candidates, “we r grate pnks- bettr practis sayin ‘wood u lik 2 supr-siz that? lol 
“, will make it’s way to the Canton in the near future.
4. trade your sweet-ass NAMBLA see-through mesh tank top for a gold #5 jersey (he’s off the shelves just as fast as on the field)
3. Keep your rosaries off of my ovaries! Keep your rosaries… what’s that? Go EERs!!!(preferably in a Heisman pose)
2. Write an open letter to a major online sports board that discusses whether “Rich Rodriguez” sounds like a euphemism for a man’s genitalia.
1. Write hatemail to Colin Cowherd for the being the biggest Big East Basher on the planet. Call him a pussy and asked him to come to Morgantown and go through a couple of practices with the team. Dare him to line up as a tailback and show us just how weak the team and conference are. Then offer be a Florence nightingale to provide TLC for the walking wounded Eers.
Vote here
Masturbate…..a lot.
Come on Jai. I thought we were gonna wait until Friday when the Eer’s come back with their “response”???
Angry can post his BS on friday. It is open season on Big East. They are goofier than florida fans
Colin Cowherd could rush for at least 1000 yards against WVU’s schedule.
He would shred WVU’s Defense
Do you SEC idiots believe everything that douche says? CC is a 4.9 40 guy at best
Your right, 4.9 at best. That should be good for 1200 in the slow ass big east.
You know I’m right.
Especially against WVU’s vaunted 3-3-5 defense which doesn’t even work on NCAA 08…
I painted the Vols backporch red on NCAA 2008. Slaton and White had 400 yds rushing
georgia thought the big east was slow, too……..
and sec fans thought georgia was fast.
clearly you simple fuckers aren’t set up to properly gauge shit, but it looks cute when you do all the same.
I played yesterday as rutgers and won by 2 tds….in knoxville
Jai is gay
Classy #14
In West Virginia dialect, I think he was hitting on you…
I felt violated…thanks for helping me to ID that hot burning sensation on my crotch
Jai sure is brave on this blog. Why doesn’t his wimping little ass come up to Morgantown and spew his garbage?? Scared?? I’d be.
I would love to run at Tailback against the vaunted 3-3-5
You couldn’t make waterboy for Pop Warner.
Well, whoever came up with this crap site certainly got the “Losers” part right.
This clown is a loser and a coward….he has no balls.
Cowherd is right
Like I said…loser with no balls.
I find it interesting how people bash the owner of a blog and call him or her names and those same people don’t have the talent, knowledge or balls to start their own. It seems it would be best if they quit acting like a little bitch by complaining and start their own blog or at least find something better to do on the web.
Now I’m sure they will bash me now.
Thank you big fella. You rock my world like the Big East does.
This is blog entry is poorly written and amount to the digital form of writing insults on the bathroom wall. You should be ashamed for putting these thought on the Internet. I grant you the have the right to say this but the above rubbish reflect poorly on you.
Perhaps the best word to sum up this blog post is–Repulsive.
Brian,I wish I could agree w/you. But your comment is so poorly written (Re-read your 1st sentence) that a translator is needed. A translator that speaks Yoda
Thanks big fella…I’l do better next time. Can I have your phone number big guy??