whips the Barn’s ass? Wake up people!!! USF is an excellent team and are probably ranked higher than AU. The thing about USF that will surprise Auburn is their speed, especially on defense. I think USF wins by 2 TDs…easy. I could be wrong but I’m not, so Ill put 10.00 on USF. no points needed. When USF delivers a karate blow to old wingnut, Barn fans will be screaming for the return of Terry Bowden…Mountain Momma…Take me home….
This is just a little taste of the kind of verbal ass-whippings I will be administering to you SEC Homers. Tomorrow is my big debut!!!!
Quick, someone, anyone?? What is Big East-phobia? It is defined as “An SEC Teams Fear of Being Embarrassed in Public”, each year this surprisingly common Auburn/Athens/Gainesville areas. This phobia causes countless people needless distress. Hopefully we can help those who are affected by this devastating condition.
Auburn’s “tradition” doesn’t mean a thing when the chin-straps are buckled and those hands press against the line of scrimmage. After watching USF’s speed and athleticism in person last season at Mountaineer field, I’m a believer.
Auburn is down this year. USF is UP this year. Not only will USF give Auburn a game, they will beat them.
Here is the likely scenario. I imagine that radio pundits (Cowherd) would say it didn’t mean anything and CBS sports commentators would make excuses as to why Auburn wasn’t taking USF seriously, etc… Then all the SEC fans would talk about how they have all this tradition, etc. and all collectively would say winning one isolated game doesn’t mean anything because USF doesn’t play an entire SEC conference schedule so they are more rested, etc… All the SEC apologists will be out in full force. That is what I imagine will happen.
This site has really taken a turn for the worse. How does this constitute as a “verbal ass-whipping”? This is just sad, really.
This isn’t the real ass-whipping…that is tomorrow
No, it isn’t. You trying to defend WVU, Louisville, Rutgers, Cincinnati, USF, and UConn against the likes of UF, UT, Georgia, LSU, Auburn, Alabama, and Arkansas is just downright laughable. I really, really feel sorry for you.
$10 on USF is not exactly a resounding endorsement of your verbal ass-whipping.
I am quite confident that 10 bucks will be the highest level of smack that this Eer will bring to the table. I should post his emails that he sends me…frightening
I think $10 is a 1/2 month’s rent on a double-wide in West Virginia?
So maybe he is putting up a lotta dough but we just don’t see it that way.
That comment will be prophetic…..
that verbal smackdown does not hurt so much here or here but riiight….oh wait, it doesn’t hurt at all actually
quite funny that you were stupid enough to post it and well, you seem to really believe it
big east power! woot.
War Damn!
USF is the best he’s got so far. A school that doesn’t even have their own staduim. A school that shares a half empty Raymond James Stadium with the Tampa Bay Bucs. A school that opened in 1960. A school whose 9 wins last year tied for the school record for wins in a season. A school that is preseason 4th in the Big Least Conference ahead of traditional football powerhouses like UConn & Cincinnati. Wow. Hey, let’s start a drinking guys. Everyone take a shot when…wait, you know what, no need in wasting alcohol on the Big Least Conference. Kill that idea…
are you guys sure the Big East really has football teams?
Big East is the minor leagues, QueerEer. On one hand, I want to commend you on trying to be the voice of the Big East to an audience that will always consider it second rate. However, on the other hand, the one that will tan your face with a literary pimp slap on a daily basis, the college football royalty considers your 2-team conference the equivalent of a 1987 acid-washed jean tight-roll. The Big East, as a whole, is way, way behind.
I’ll give you UL and WVU; 2 Good teams in a bad league. Yall are timeless like a brown leather belt, but the rest of that conference is a former territory of Yugoslavia. They’re so far behind and have no idea that they look like a bunch of douche bags with fanny packs, Max Headroom t-shirts, and kangaroo shoes.
Look, until the Big East becomes at least a 10-team conference and stays that way for a couple of decades, you’ll be second rate. Being DDT’d by the ACC and having VT, Miami, and BC leave you, the fat girl, for a pretty lady, set your conference progress back. Right now you’re the fat girl with a pretty face from former Yugoslavia in 1980′s clothes.
Supposedly, none of their guys run less that a 4.0 and their linemen are at least 6′ 10. Remember, theirs is a dominate conference and has ruled college football for the past 800 years…
Whoa, acid wash jeans huh??? I was gonna say the Big East would always be Buddy with the bad ass perm while the big boy conferences was Charles in Charge, but you stole my ’80′s thunder. BTW, where can one find a Koncak or Tree Rollins throwback???
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