I just watched ESPN’s College Football Show and I am pissed. In fact, I TIVO’d and I watched the motherfucker 3-5 times just to make sure it wasn’t me but I didn’t hear anything about my Eers and the Heisman.  In fact, in a later show Corso said that White and Slaton would only 7 or 8 on his list.  Didn’t Corso actually pioneer the failed coach to football analyst movement?

Coach Rodriguez is the head coach of what I have known all my life as West Virginia football… I am Eer football and anyone who wants to say I’m not can step on that (excuse me baby Jesus) fucking line and I’ll spank your redneck ass back to your Knoxville shotgun shack Jai Eugene.

Listen up fellow Eers, you’re letting the Corsos and Jai Eugenes of this world have their fun with these silly websites and their goofy national media networks and it tears me up inside. I’m going to start a www.givetheBigEastrespect.com website .. You fancy astronauts over at Tennessee think you’re so smart and stuff.. well you just wait until Slaton wins the Heisman this year and my Eers win the National Championship, yeah suck on that smart ass…

Here is the last word on Noel Devine who was an orphan at 11: I dearly hope that the first time Devine takes a swing pass or an option handoff through the line, bursts past some flat-footed linebacker, and streaks into the end zone, that he looks up at the 60,000 cheering for him and can finally say “I have a family.” [Dennis Dodd]

So with that said….

What is being done for White and Slaton’s Heisman campaign? I saw where a Rutgers guy has his own web site. I know field performance is most influential, but I believe that my Mounties will flex a little muscle in these stinking hype wars. Frankly, I’m tired of being jerked around by commentators like Mark May. He allows his Pitt Panther background to cloud and blur his opinions on my Eers.

How come we have never hosted ESPN’s College Game Day? We have consistently been a top level program and we still can’t get any love. Here is the first shot across the ESPN Kangaroo Court’s judge, jury and executioner….The Heismaneers!!![Link] Orgasmic or NSFW are really good descriptive words for this site. Open that link only when you have secured some kleenex or a sock….Oops? Did you open it before getting a rag to clean up the mess??? Sorry, I guess I should have put that NSFW warning earlier in the sentence.

When WVU goes undefeated and ultimately to the national championship game and they perform as they’re capable of without injury (that’s the tough part), both Pat and Steve will be under consideration for the award. Notice that I call them by their first names? I feel like that I have known them forever. One day, my short-term goal is to get Fatheads of both of them sometime in the future. Eer football….’Til death do us part’.

Pat White is clearly the best quarterback in the USA, as his passing has developed with a Jeff George-like arm, Peyton Manning-like intelligence and Deion Sanders-like speed/agility. Yep, he is better than Stafford, Ainge, Woodson, Booty and Brohm. Mark it down, the best QB in America wears Blue and Gold and has a sexually ambiguous or unisex name of “Pat”.

Remember Big East fans, we must be patient with the ignorant masses (SEC and ACC fans especially), don’t be yelling or typing in all CAPS to make them understand that our brand of football is the future. We have to teach the rest of College Football that Pat and Steve are very special players. This is a perfect opportunity to showcase that our University and the Big East Conference is brightest star in college football.