Erin “Trev” Andrews

2007 July 31
by Jai Eugene

If Erin Andrews was my girl I’d be thanking God on my knees every day. Nice face, great big hooters, loves sports, there’s nothing more you can want.

I read that statement on a Texas A&M message board, and could only think that out there in the world, there is some guy that is sick of Erin Andrews shit. She has three major flaws:

  1. She is a Gator. Which means that she  the odds are better than average that she scratches her balls then sniffs her fingers. With those balls and if she was my aunt would she now be my uncle?
  2. She looks like Trev Alberts [erin=trev].  If anyone jacks off to Erin Andrews pics or vids then you are spanking it to  Brokeback Trev Alberts too. By the way, has anyone actually ever seen Erin and Trev together?  No?  Ever wonder why?
  3. After seeing and hearing her on ESPN’s “Who’s Now” abortion show, her whiny voice is eardrum splitting, the cadence and pitch is obviously meant to induce self-mutilation through cutting. I begged God to send me some sort of biblical intervention after I had destroyed my remote by throwing it at the television to make the bad girl (I believe that Erin is Trev) stop talking. In short, if the road to hell is paved with good intentions, then her screeching, fingers across-a-blackboard voice  mapquested the most expeditious route there.
14 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 July 31
    mini-yo permalink

    Yes, I see it now. She/He does look like Erin/Trev

  2. 2007 July 31

    excellent timing #44.

  3. 2007 July 31
    T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") permalink

    I’ll take my chances — she’s crazy hot. And has no arm fat.

  4. 2007 July 31

    That picture is incredible.

  5. 2007 July 31

    Skank…I have seen a dozen women in Morgantown that better than her

  6. 2007 July 31

    Yes AngryEer, but do they have all their teeth and are they not related to you? Highly unlikely.

  7. 2007 July 31

    They don’t have unsightly arm fat like florida girls

  8. 2007 July 31

    You’re right. They (WVU “women”) are just fat all over.

  9. 2007 July 31

    That is a horrible comeback LL

  10. 2007 August 1

    Sorry Jai. I’ll try and do better.

  11. 2007 August 1

    please

  12. 2007 August 26
    Buckeyes Suck and so do you permalink

    fat kid hillbilly shut up brah. your trailer trash hatfield-mccoy chicks may look good for about 6 months in their teens but they balloon out into the fat ass shit you see all along the Ohio River valley.

    Where’d you see floda chicks with arm fat? Daytona Beach? Orlando? They’re probably Ohioans running from their own state on vacation showing all international tourists what a decrepit fat nasty country you fat hillbillies make us look like.

    Go Gators bitch.

  13. 2008 June 1

    Erin andrews is hot!
    http://www.collegefastbreak.com/

  14. 2008 November 29
    jayne1 permalink

    You mean she likes to lick camel toes?

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