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Erin “Trev” Andrews

If Erin Andrews was my girl I’d be thanking God on my knees every day. Nice face, great big hooters, loves sports, there’s nothing more you can want.

I read that statement on a Texas A&M message board, and could only think that out there in the world, there is some guy that is sick of Erin Andrews shit. She has three major flaws:

  1. She is a Gator. Which means that she  the odds are better than average that she scratches her balls then sniffs her fingers. With those balls and if she was my aunt would she now be my uncle?
  2. She looks like Trev Alberts [erin=trev].  If anyone jacks off to Erin Andrews pics or vids then you are spanking it to  Brokeback Trev Alberts too. By the way, has anyone actually ever seen Erin and Trev together?  No?  Ever wonder why?
  3. After seeing and hearing her on ESPN’s “Who’s Now” abortion show, her whiny voice is eardrum splitting, the cadence and pitch is obviously meant to induce self-mutilation through cutting. I begged God to send me some sort of biblical intervention after I had destroyed my remote by throwing it at the television to make the bad girl (I believe that Erin is Trev) stop talking. In short, if the road to hell is paved with good intentions, then her screeching, fingers across-a-blackboard voice  mapquested the most expeditious route there.

14 comments on “Erin “Trev” Andrews

  1. Yes, I see it now. She/He does look like Erin/Trev

  2. excellent timing #44.

  3. I’ll take my chances — she’s crazy hot. And has no arm fat.

  4. That picture is incredible.

  5. Skank…I have seen a dozen women in Morgantown that better than her

  6. Yes AngryEer, but do they have all their teeth and are they not related to you? Highly unlikely.

  7. They don’t have unsightly arm fat like florida girls

  8. You’re right. They (WVU “women”) are just fat all over.

  9. That is a horrible comeback LL

  10. Sorry Jai. I’ll try and do better.

  11. please

  12. fat kid hillbilly shut up brah. your trailer trash hatfield-mccoy chicks may look good for about 6 months in their teens but they balloon out into the fat ass shit you see all along the Ohio River valley.

    Where’d you see floda chicks with arm fat? Daytona Beach? Orlando? They’re probably Ohioans running from their own state on vacation showing all international tourists what a decrepit fat nasty country you fat hillbillies make us look like.

    Go Gators bitch.

  13. Erin andrews is hot!
    http://www.collegefastbreak.com/

  14. You mean she likes to lick camel toes?

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