Proposed Urban Dictionary entry for “Herban”

Feel free to add/delete to this proposed submission to the Urban Dictionary. Here are the guidelines to getting a definition published [link]. I think that most of us can agree that this motherfucker in the picture above is more than deserving of his own definition. Below is the first cut:
Herban
A way of life. How one “rolls”. it could mean weed or drugs but then it may not, its a term for someone who follows trends or lacks ethics, or who just is a complete bullshitter. Basically one of those kind of soul-less people that nobody likes; and/or shows an unwillingness to claim any significant social status. It is a lifestyle that always includes Colombian Bam-Bam, AK-47s, girls with dangling arm fat; jean shorts (jorts), teflon arrest records for football players; sharting in said jorts and mullets. The Tedford of the SEC
[Used in a sentence]
Why is Meyer wearing that visor upside down? That Dude is such an Herban.
Tell that herban to cool down. No one else has 10-inch rims on his purple eco-friendly Prius driving 100 mph.
















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Deserving of his own definition: David Beckham. Unfortunately there are no words to concoct. I just wanted to write “concoct.”
Hmmm….
Let me try…
Danny Ainge doin the “chomp” last year looked like an Herban after UF left K-town with the “W”…
Is that right?