Comments on: I don’t play the Banjo, but I want to learn http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/08/08/i-dont-play-the-banjo-but-i-want-to-learn/ Losers With Socks: SEC Speed Sat, 19 May 2012 18:56:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: bigfootfool http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/08/08/i-dont-play-the-banjo-but-i-want-to-learn/#comment-36972 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:17:54 +0000 http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/08/08/i-dont-play-the-banjo-but-i-want-to-learn/#comment-36972 Angry, you keep talking about being married to Mountaineer football… is Mountaineer Football your cousin or sister?

You do have a right to be angry though, because teams like Rutgers and Louisville tend to take you too seriously because the Least Coast media overhypes your team. I’ve lived in three states in my life- Tennesse(hate those vols go 2-10 Tiger!), Arkansas (We had to show proof of our marriage licenses to a blood relative just to get considered for admission), and Oklahoma(the state witht the biggest football homers I have ever ever ever seen). While I have no pride in OK or TN really,I have to endure all of the Arky jokes you can throw at me.

“Yeah, we had to send him back home from work the first day to go buy shoes.” They’re jokes deal with it. You have a right to be angry, but it’s only because you play in a conference that has no hope of putting a team in a BCS title game – Stick that in your ireful ‘Eer

]]> By: Moose http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/08/08/i-dont-play-the-banjo-but-i-want-to-learn/#comment-36954 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:17:10 +0000 http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/08/08/i-dont-play-the-banjo-but-i-want-to-learn/#comment-36954 I hate to be the one to break this to you dude, but all of the bad things said here about WV are pretty much spot on. Not everyone in the state is like that, but go to any one of those towns up there and just look around for a little while, you’ll see the people who fell off the family tree and didn’t have any branches to hit on the way down.

I made the mistake of taking a job up there for a year and by the end of the second month the family was willing to move to friggin Alaska (or even worse Alabama) to get out of WV.

No where else in the world have I ever seen a guy making the rounds at the chineese buffet, stop at the mac & cheese (up there you’ve got to have mac & cheese at the chineese place cause some folk up there just don’t do that forin’ food stuff) stuff his hand down the back of his best sweat pants to scratch the inside of his ass, and then go back to loading up on some egg roll goodness.

I just about threw up a little just thinking about that place. Thank God I’m back home in Big Orange Country.

]]> By: Katie-Dan-Couric-Rather http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/08/08/i-dont-play-the-banjo-but-i-want-to-learn/#comment-36935 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 00:54:48 +0000 http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/08/08/i-dont-play-the-banjo-but-i-want-to-learn/#comment-36935 damn new fangled communicatin machine, muh email is jrm1070@yahoo.com

]]> By: Katie-Dan-Couric-Rather http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/08/08/i-dont-play-the-banjo-but-i-want-to-learn/#comment-36934 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 00:45:45 +0000 http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/08/08/i-dont-play-the-banjo-but-i-want-to-learn/#comment-36934 Hell how do I get my own blog? email me and let me know.
If I dont get back with you right off I’ll be kickin some 8 yr olds ass on NCAA 2008.

]]> By: Katie-Dan-Couric-Rather http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/08/08/i-dont-play-the-banjo-but-i-want-to-learn/#comment-36933 Thu, 09 Aug 2007 00:41:09 +0000 http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/08/08/i-dont-play-the-banjo-but-i-want-to-learn/#comment-36933 Actually, that is my masterpiece rant, actually targeted at Tennesee fans, but you can insert any SEC worthy team after the word “inbred” since thats the easiest route anyone takes. Some are based on personal experiences, some were left off like my homeless uncle who isnt homeless, just lives like one, even though he lives in a suburban neighborhood with his grown sister, he grows a beard, is schizophrenic, and stays in the garage, preferring to sleep in an empty box from a combo-washer and dryer duct-taped together and doesnt take baths, and this is upscale Hoover,ALA. You just cant buy your way out being related to crazy people.

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