The shocking secret behind WVU’s “speed”
The word from ESPN that the Mountaineers ran “three wildly different formations without switching personnel.” Fullback Owen Schmitt said, “That’s the idea, so we can play fast, so we don’t have to substitute and not let the other team have time to substitute. Just go, go, go. That’s what Coach Rod wants. We can run all the way down the field and stay in the same personnel but with different formations.” can you picture Coach Rod with his hair all crazy, wringing his hands and sweating like a split hog? Look at the dude snorting whatever it is he is snorting. Notice the hat??? Look at the fucking hat!!! Be warned, there is a Dr Phil interest story below to learn about the Bad Eer in the picture
Eer speed, here is how they do it. 11, 500 meth labs just in Morgantown alone. No wonder the Mexican coach is sweating (look at the pic looK!!!). From Dr. Phil [link]. How can any team hope to win against this:
“Donell has completely changed,” Becky says of her husband. “This 6-foot-2, 220-pound, strong, courageous, ex-semi-pro football player used to give 110 percent no matter what he was doing, until this poisonous powder completely took over his entire life. My husband is addicted to methamphetamine and if he doesn’t get help soon, he will die.”
“Everything fell into place: kids, family, job. I had the American Dream,” Donell says. He’s been married to Becky for seven years, and they have two daughters: Taylor, 2, and Lydia, 1. “I don’t feel really proud of who I am. When I look in the mirror, I put my head down instead of keeping my chin up because I’m ashamed. I guess I’d rather be ashamed than not have my fix.”
“Donell uses meth in several different ways,” Becky explains. “He smokes it, snorts it. He’s even told me that he’s eaten it before. He injects it, and he cooks it now.”
“It releases a bit of adrenaline rush in your brain that makes you feel like you’re running a touchdown. It takes your breath,” he says.
“There were some very obvious signs: decreased appetite, and then of course he lost weight, insomnia,” she says.
“I’ve stayed up as high as 15 days with not one wink of sleep and didn’t want any,” Donell says.
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Bastard!! Hater!!!
That’s pretty funny Jai. Take some tragic story about a man’s fight against addiction and somehow fit it into a completely opposite subject. I’ve never seen someone so infactuated with WVU football. Penis envy maybe?
Good comment D0ng!! Go Eers!!
Look at the hat!!!
fear the hat
Yes fear all that WVU hats…most likely they’re meth heads. At least it gives them a somewhat valid reason to be toothless.
Uhhhh ……….. the guy never played football for West Virginia University. Of course, that does not get mentioned.
Perhaps the Univerity of Southern california should track down O.J. Simpson for his indiscretions against humaity. At least he played for the USC, unlike the hop-head in the photo.
Doesn’t make any sense. What in relation to WVU is meth? For something to be funny, it has to be…oh, funny?
Plain and simple…this Jai Eugene guy is a clown with no life. He probably never played a sport in his life and if he tried was the kid that never got picked. His column makes no sense and is completely irrelevant to WVU football. I feel sorry for this pathetic bastard.
What better way to spend a Friday night than coming up with this asinine drivel ? Dude… if you can’t find a date, get a hobby. http://www.needlepoint.org/index.php
Sic em Eers…Get after Jai like Owen cleaning out the hole!! Let’s learn this ‘can kicker’ what it is like to be washed in the blood!!! Country fucking Roads and high 5’s all around Eeers on comments 8-10!!!
I consider myself to be married to Eer football….’til death do us part’
Here’s a stat for you, you douchebag Tennessee fan:
Total clandestine meth lab incidents including labs, dumpsites and chem/glass/equipment seizures for 2006:
West Virginia – 83
Tennessee – 401
Seems like UT should be considerably faster eh? Yet they’re not.
@12 I would not be bragging that my state was poor that they can’t buy the equipment and precursors to make meth. Sad poor and dumb Appalachia fucks in WV
hahaha I was in tennessee for a week, saw a house of one meth lab, read a story in the paper, and talked to someone who knew people who got caught, and heard about TONS of meth labs…….. and in 15 years in WV I havent heard or seen a single meth lab.
Again, it is amzing that your country fucks are arguing over the number of meth labs in a state.
If you look at the differences in population size you’ll see that PER CAPITA West Virginia tops Tennessee in total clandestine meth lab incidents for 2006.
You know what else is odd, according to the DEA
“West Virginia leads the nation in methadone-related deaths per capita, and has the fastest-growing rate of methadone overdoses.”
You dumb fucktards are obviously the worst in the country about taking and dying from it. Meth Heads.
The link
http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/states/westvirginia.html
West Virginia also leads the country in reports of child abuse, obesity, adult diabetes & heart disease. But West Virgina is ranked last in business.
I admit that this was not my best blogging effort. The picture of the Eer wearing a WVU hat snorting God knows what should have been enough by itself.
Please forgive me
At least a Gator pot head gets to keep all of his teeth and enjoy scrumptious pudding served up in the Fulmer Cup….
I almost forgot…
Apparently Gainesville Green is a speed performance enhancer superior to ‘Eer Dust…
Seein’ as how Rainey “smoked” Devine three times in a Lakeland parking lot last year…
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/orl-ufbeat1107aug11,0,5757887.story
Eer dust that’s real funny coming from a fan that supports the legalization of illegal narcotics. I wish we could just cut florida off of our scrotum and send it floating away
Gee to look in the link up at post number 16…
It would appear your state is really the one that is a zit in the armpit of American society…
Leading the country in child abuse, meth addiction, methadone overdoses, no business structure etc. is a sure sign of de-evolution…
Maybe instead of wasting our time blogging here , Eer…
You should be doing something to help clean up your state…
WV is worse than fucking Kentucky…