I don’t care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, take the short bus or occasionally shit yourself…You hang in there Scout.com, you’re damn special.

What an ACC loving short-bus riding bastard [Do the Canes still count?].  I found this on on WVU message boards and thought that some of the comments were interesting.  I cleaned up the comments  and added some of my very original couch immolating thoughts:

It looks like Scouts.com is behind the power curve on the conference rankings. Most of the writers/sites I have seen rank my very up-armored and  powerful conference either #2 or #3 of the BCS Conferences (second the Pac 10 and light years ahead of the SEC). I guess this ACC loving, Hurricane mascot-humping, ACC commissioner ass-kissing, driver of the damn ACC short bus missed that memo. Of course at this point I don’t consider this guy a real sportswriter and hate his ass.

These ass-hats seem to have a selective memory as the Big East champ has beat the SEC champ, the ACC champ and some scattered ACC and SEC teams over the past two years. I’m not sure exactly what we have to prove to these guys. Throw in our ownership of the SEC since 2000, what is left for us to do?

We will have the last laugh in New Orleans while we are singing Country Roads after we beat the living shit out of whoever can “man up” to play my Eers.  High fucking 5s all around!!
Let’s recap: Louisville pummeled Miami, and we made some turtle soup out of the Maryland.  Do we even need to talk about the Orange Bowl?  Seriously the ACC is the 6th best BCS conference, and yes the Big East is easily the best BCS Conference, remember we were 5-0 in bowls last year. Oh yes, we only have 8 teams and the ACC has 12. What’s their excuse?