Jerrell Powe still can’t read, but neither can Parrots

Two new faces joined the team on the practice field Thursday as Jerrell Powe and Chris Strong were both provisionally admitted to the Ole Miss, eliciting smiles all around camp.

“We were excited to see #57 (Powe) and #53 (Strong) out there today,” Orgeron said. “Jerrell looked good. They went through some drills and looked excellent. It was a big boost for the team to have those guys out there. It was a big moment to see those guys walk out on the field.

There is a unique difference when guys come from the state of Mississippi, and they fight and claw and they want to be at Ole Miss. You will see the difference in their play. Jerrell had a lot of opportunities to give up, and it shows you about his character, that he never gave up.” [Ole Miss Rivals]
Clearly Bat Shit Crazy Orgeron’s determination to win the BCS is crystal clear. BTW, he is our favorite for SEC Coach of the Year. We also think that he defeats UK in the SEC-CG in Atlanta for the right to take on the Big East Champion for the National Championship!!! 7 wins in 2 years Bitches…eat it…

The pursuit of Powe is another bold move to solidify Ole Miss as the SEC West favorite. Last year’s ballsy move was naming Brent Schaffer (now a converted WR) as the starting QB before Schaffer was even admitted into school. Do these “out of the box” personnel decisions make Ole Miss, a school without a mascot, the Louisville (Think Willie Williams) of the SEC by taking players that no one would want in their program?

Yes and no. Orgeron doesn’t fuck around, he has strict standards that he adheres too when recruiting players: “If a kid can fog a mirror I will offer him a scholarship; and that “reading might be fun, but it is overrated at the Harvard of the South”.

Orgeron can’t read so why should his players? And look how O turned out. Hand Powe or Orgeron the Cat in the Hat book, or maybe even Harry Potter books and let them read out loud. 7-10 year olds all over the world are reading those books without much trouble. If Powe can’t fucking read them then we can all rest knowing that he is indeed, an illiterate waste of athletic ability. If he can read it, then let the bitching and moaning continue. If you count Powe’s 4 years of high school, he has had nearly 7 full years to meet the admissions standards of Ole Miss and hopefully the NCAA.

Keep in mind that a parrot can be articulate with 7 years of training.

Will he ever obtain a college degree? Not even close but he probably doesn’t care. As long as he can stay eligible for 2 years, he’s done enough to go pro. Staying eligible isn’t going to be difficult as he will load up on leisure management, introduction to computers, and military science courses. I’m sure that there are enough random cakewalk classes he can take to burn 3 semesters.

Powe’s street cred already has 15 tackles, ten of them behind the LOS along with 3 QB sacks and he hasn’t even played a game yet. Hotty Toddy mothefucker