It is our view that by providing a positive, wholesome portrayal of shooting events surrounding Alabama football, both high school and college levels, Bammers will undermine the attempts of the NRA, EDSBS, MTV (Hoover High), USAF, USMC, MLB, MADD, PETA, jealous fans, opposing conference coaches, rogue high school players/coaches, high powered attorneys, NCAA auditors, former conference commissioners, and quite possibly the Illuminati (the unfinished pyramid capped with an omniscient eye), to bring down the programs, both high school and college levels, which they believe will endure as a shining example to the world as to the one thing they truly hold dear. “National Championships.”
The two most significant shootings:
WETUMPKA, Ala. — (August 13th)Three Prattville High School students and a Montgomery teenager have been charged with murder in a fatal shooting that apparently occurred after an argument over whether Wetumpka or Prattville has a better high school football team. [Link]
PINSON, Ala. — A Pinson man was charged with attempted murder for holding a gun to his son’s head and pulling the trigger in the midst of a tantrum after Alabama’s double overtime loss to Arkansas Saturday.
The bullet narrowly missed 20-year-old Seth Logan, who said he picked the wrong time to ask his dad for a car, sheriff’s spokesman Deputy Randy Christian said Monday [Link]
Stupid bammers
It looks like the initial report on the Wetumpka shooting may be wrong. http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070814/NEWS/708140327/1001
The Bahr made um do it.
*Just after Arky beats UAT*
“Hey dad, think I could have a car? I’m 20 now.”
(With Jim Beam infused accent)
“Son, you done fukt up now. God, aka the Bahr, just punished the Bammer nation for your sins, and you’re asking me for a car?”
(Grabs the 9mm)
Clearly, the Bammers have started the spin machine. This says it all: It is our view that by providing a positive, wholesome portrayal of shooting events surrounding Alabama football
You guys have risen to a whole new level of STUPID. Vols football must really be going down the shitter if the best thing you guys can do is to come up with a way to make fun of a murder.
Good for you,
Go Go Pink and Orange
UTers aren’t shooting at their sons stupid Bammer.
No, they just sodimize them
That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever read JL. It’s not your fault your fan base are murders so don’t lash out at others. Direct your anger to your local law enforcement personal.
Bammers have tradition
I agree and I went over those traditions right here.
http://ymswwc.wordpress.com/2007/08/07/this-is-alabama-football/
hello
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