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Ed Orgeron is a machine


Ed Orgeron shocked the college football world by getting DT Jerrell Powe admitted to Ole Miss. It is now inevitable, top High School recruits are all bound for Ole Miss, be it a homesick bluechip running back at USC or a overrated Memphis linebacker, no one is safe from the reach of Coach O. Coach O’s melodic description of the Grove draws players to Ole Miss like sailors to the Siren’s song.

No young man can resist the sheen of Orgeron’s ball sweat nor the opportunity to party with Brent Schaffer. But more than that, every young man instinctively yearns for the tradition and history that is the University of Mississippi experience. Rest assured that if Coach O wants a recruit (with the exception of Joe McKnight), he just takes him.

Look, dont get pissed Ole Miss fans because your savior DT looks like a fatass FB

17 comments on “Ed Orgeron is a machine

  1. Am I wrong in saying that Orgeron should not be coaching? Why in the fuck is this guy in charge of impressionable youngsters? Doesn’t he have or had restraining orders against him in Miami?

  2. Coach O, in all of his titty twisting madness, is here to entertain us. He, just like the rest of the Ole Miss program, provides the SEC with “comic relief”. Senior walk on QB’s taking over for “the next Michael Vick”, Eli Manning’s dumbfounded looks of confusion (it didn’t start when he got to the Giants), getting players admitted into school that couldn’t find a complete a sentence if you gave them a flashlight and mapquest directions, not having a mascot anymore, and an administration that gets in it’s own way are all things that we enjoy. Oh, and losing the “Egg Bowl” just about every year to Miss. St., another program that has issues.

    Think about what Spurrier would do with all that talent…

  3. Ahh Ole Miss, the underest of Under-Achievers… That guy is gonna carry them on his “Bak” to a “Esee see Champonchip” game.

    I don’t know if you guys have seen, but they have stickers on their cars that say “O The Coach” just like “W The President,” but you could change both of those to just say “O/W The Dumbass”

  4. What is up with the Ole Miss, school w/o a mascot? Why don’t they just pick another mascot?

  5. Cuz of the racism!

    They still have the confedereate general running around at places like the SEC Basketball tournament, but he’s not allowed on their campus. It’s not even like they are that racists anymore. They know white people can’t win football games.

  6. well, is Powe fat and dumb?

  7. Well I know over in West Virginia they don’t put much stock in reading, but if you can’t read… *looks fat to me… Where are the ole miss fans to fight for their dumbas- I mean- player?

  8. Wow! Are you serious? Stickers that say – “O The Coach”???

  9. Yeah I’ve seen those stickers on my visits home to Memphis. Scary those Ole Miss fans are. You’d think they won a title or two as dillusional as they are…

  10. Actually…

    I think they have won a couple of MNC’s…

    Back when my grandfather was in diapers…

    But, they still pulled it off…

  11. And i don’t mean the diapers he where’s now…

    LOL…

  12. yeah 1960 they had a national championship, but they haven’t even won an SEC Championship since ’63

  13. Something tells me the 47 year NC drought will continue…

  14. Well, then maybe my granddaddy wasn’t in diapers when they won one…

    He might have been pissing his pants from too much Johnny Walker though…

  15. Ole Miss has a case of Bammer math, they claim 3 but have only won one.

    Also, not too long after Saban arrived at UAT, I was driving thru B-ham and saw some “S – The Coach” a la W The President or O The Coach.

    Maybe Ole Miss and Bammer have more in common than they think.

  16. Bammer math? O’s ball sweat? What is wrong with you people?

  17. “Think about what Spurrier would do with all that talent…”

    It’s funny that you say or type that rather Joel

    http://ymswwc.wordpress.com/2007/08/11/ole-miss-sends-a-message-to-steve-spurrier/

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