Ed Orgeron = William Wallace > Nick Saban
SJJPW is from Hoover, so you KNOW he’s a star. They wouldn’t have had a show on MTV if that wasn’t a FACT.
Here is just another Ole Miss wet dream. Picture this in your mind:Coach O has just castrated a boy cow on the sideline, sending the team “without a mascot” into a frenzy. Its late in the game third and 5 to go…Bama has the ball on the Ole Miss 30….Sara Jessica John Parker Wilson takes the snap….crowd roars……Jerrell Powe, who can’t read, blasts through the line…. he hits SJJPW square in the chest….. the ball squirts out…..SJJPW is crushed into the turf by a 330 pound beast that can’t read, called Jerrell Powe. SJJPW’s body cannot take the enormous force…is knocked out cold and his hair amuss…..meanwhile.. Tony Fein picks up the fumble and scrambles into the endzone for a TD….Saban’s glass jaw drops open… The Ole Miss crowd roars again….Saban realizes that 4 million bucks is not going to fix SJJPW’s coiff this year and that he has been outfoxed by a relatively new coach ( O) who makes less than 1/4 his salary and is just 1/8 as smart….. Bama’s ever over-inflated self-worth and ego gets crushed just like the little Wilson boys hairdo and it Smells like Victory!
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As much as I would like to see UAT lose to a borderline retarded coach, it will never happen. O has proven he has the uncanny ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory as witnessed with the LSU game this past season.
I see Sly Croom winning back to back vs. Bammer more likely than O ever winning.
O The Coach
0 The SEC Titles
O doesn’t have the support of funbags like David Cutcliffe did. Did you read the Cutt interview? it clearly explains why O can’t win games
So is O the new Zook?
Did Zook have titty support? No he did not, so YES he is the new Zook!!!
Can Saban paint his face like Wallace in Bama colors on gameday? That would show some dedication.
I would like to see Saban be drawn and quartered like William Wallace
I would like to see those feathered angel wing bangs lopped off by a barber
Bama fans would like to take a time machine back to a time when their team was relevant.
“In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn’t believe in Nick Saban.” Wally Butts / Georgia
The SEC should be happy that Saban was hired. At least with Saban, the Conference has chance. Remember who was the 1st choice
O the next Zook??
Nah…
Even the Zooker beat UGA twice, LSU in their MNC year at BR and kicked Bobby Bowden in the nuts as a lame duck the night they dedicated “Ron Zook Field” at Doak…
Eer (#10):
Steve Spurrier?
Yeah, you’re right, gatorhippy.
And walking out of Doak after that game in 2004 was one of the best times ever!
I can’t think of a time I ever felt better leaving either stadium after a Gator/Nole contest…
They had a better record, we had a lame duck coach. It was the christening of Bobby Bowden Field, and we hadn’t won in Tally since ‘86. There wasn’t one Seminole fan in that stadium that thought they would lose. The looks on their faces (along with their silence) was priceless!
Did you shit your jorts?
Actually…
I shit yours, Ears…
THAT MADE NO SENSE AT ALL
Sure it does…
Since I don’t own a pair of jorts…
I had to borrow yours…
no way you are a Gator then. all gators wear jorts.
Nope…
That’s a myth…
All southern football teams have their fans that where jorts…
Trust me…
I have lived in Tenn., Kentucky, and panhandle FL…
I’ve seen ‘em all…
Vols, Cats, Bammers and Plainsmen sportin’ the jorts…
Nobody sports the jorts like my 300+ pound neighbor, but she refers to them as daisy dukes. She is yet another self-professed “World’s greatest Gamecock fan”. I refer to her as “Fatzilla”
Ears, you need to read Clay Travis’ latest article where he exposes the Jort Myth.